Laureen

yes?
I was a pain in the ass. Pain makes you [censored]. I was the butt of all
ass jokes too. Im ok now. But...... that was a screamer. My
recommendation to ya'all in this NG who suffer from hemorroids is this:
"Suffer! Wring them puppies out and stuff 'em back in!" The suffering
you think you are having now is nothing compared to the suffering when
the surgery is over baby!!! OMG!!!! Gastric bypass by far was more
tolerable. This woke me from a sound sleep, this made me scream when I
pooped, this made coughing and sitting uncomfortable. I dropped so much
weight these last few weeks due to eating soup. Lots of soup makes less
[censored]!!! I told DH I dont want to [censored]! Im not going to eat!!! OMG I
dont wanna [censored] again!!!!!no no no!!!! It was that bad. The other sad
thing is this........ There is an interconnected muscle that you use to
pee and [censored] with so the same muscle you let go of your pee with moves
the the pooper too. OMG!!!! I had to let it trickle out as it hurt to
pee even. Sitting on the pot spreads the cakes out so it pulls. I have
one big knot and the clipped stitch string visible( a suture) that is
driving me nutso. I go in for a post op on Wednesday and I am going to
ask him to cut it if it isnt dissolved by then. BTW TMI I know but you
asked right???? LOL!!!!

Laureen
410/286/180

Tori M. said:

Hows your bum?

Tori

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Xavier 10/04 "Oh whats this on the floor? A dime? Yummy!"
Bonnie 3/02 "Mommy Look at me! Look at ME!"
349.5/319.5/135

"Laureen" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

TMI I know but you
asked right???? LOL!!!!

Aaaargh! {{{{{{{{Laureen}}}}}}} ! Sympathy!

Nicky.

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1g Metformin, 100ug Thyroxine
95/76/72Kg

"Laureen" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

yes?
I was a pain in the ass. Pain makes you [censored]. I was the butt of all
ass jokes too. Im ok now. But...... that was a screamer. My
recommendation to ya'all in this NG who suffer from hemorroids is this:
"Suffer! Wring them puppies out and stuff 'em back in!" The suffering
you think you are having now is nothing compared to the suffering when
the surgery is over baby!!! OMG!!!! Gastric bypass by far was more
tolerable. This woke me from a sound sleep, this made me scream when I
pooped, this made coughing and sitting uncomfortable. I dropped so much
weight these last few weeks due to eating soup. Lots of soup makes less
[censored]!!! I told DH I dont want to [censored]! Im not going to eat!!! OMG I
dont wanna [censored] again!!!!!no no no!!!! It was that bad. The other sad
thing is this........ There is an interconnected muscle that you use to
pee and [censored] with so the same muscle you let go of your pee with moves
the the pooper too. OMG!!!! I had to let it trickle out as it hurt to
pee even. Sitting on the pot spreads the cakes out so it pulls. I have
one big knot and the clipped stitch string visible( a suture) that is
driving me nutso. I go in for a post op on Wednesday and I am going to
ask him to cut it if it isnt dissolved by then. BTW TMI I know but you
asked right???? LOL!!!!

Laureen
410/286/180

Tori M. said:

Hows your bum?

Tori

--
Xavier 10/04 "Oh whats this on the floor? A dime? Yummy!"
Bonnie 3/02 "Mommy Look at me! Look at ME!"
349.5/319.5/135

I remember my brother when he had the same surgery, trying so hard to hold
back a fart and almost crying when he couldn't it was that painful. Oweee!
I hope you're feeling better soon!
Em

there are benefits to low carbing( less gas) LOLI will admit it though
it did hit a couple of times and just the air bubble(pressure) waiting
to escape as a fart is painful. I know the pain! OMG I know!!!!
Laureen

Em said:

"Laureen" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

yes?
I was a pain in the ass. Pain makes you [censored]. I was the butt of all
ass jokes too. Im ok now. But...... that was a screamer. My
recommendation to ya'all in this NG who suffer from hemorroids is this:
"Suffer! Wring them puppies out and stuff 'em back in!" The suffering
you think you are having now is nothing compared to the suffering when
the surgery is over baby!!! OMG!!!! Gastric bypass by far was more
tolerable. This woke me from a sound sleep, this made me scream when I
pooped, this made coughing and sitting uncomfortable. I dropped so much
weight these last few weeks due to eating soup. Lots of soup makes less
[censored]!!! I told DH I dont want to [censored]! Im not going to eat!!! OMG I
dont wanna [censored] again!!!!!no no no!!!! It was that bad. The other sad
thing is this........ There is an interconnected muscle that you use to
pee and [censored] with so the same muscle you let go of your pee with moves
the the pooper too. OMG!!!! I had to let it trickle out as it hurt to
pee even. Sitting on the pot spreads the cakes out so it pulls. I have
one big knot and the clipped stitch string visible( a suture) that is
driving me nutso. I go in for a post op on Wednesday and I am going to
ask him to cut it if it isnt dissolved by then. BTW TMI I know but you
asked right???? LOL!!!!

Laureen
410/286/180

Tori M. said:

Hows your bum?

Tori

--
Xavier 10/04 "Oh whats this on the floor? A dime? Yummy!"
Bonnie 3/02 "Mommy Look at me! Look at ME!"
349.5/319.5/135

I remember my brother when he had the same surgery, trying so hard to hold
back a fart and almost crying when he couldn't it was that painful. Oweee!
I hope you're feeling better soon!
Em

Laureen wrote:
|| yes?
|| I was a pain in the ass. Pain makes you [censored]. I was the butt of all
|| ass jokes too. Im ok now.

But Laureen, just know that we're all BEHIND you ...

--
Peter
Website: http://users.thelink.net/marengo

Aw thanks for the support Peter. (*) LOL

You're a real fart smeller...errr..... I mean a smart feller!!!!!

Laureen
410/286/180

Marengo said:

Laureen wrote:
|| yes?
|| I was a pain in the ass. Pain makes you [censored]. I was the butt of all
|| ass jokes too. Im ok now.

But Laureen, just know that we're all BEHIND you ...

--
Peter
Website: http://users.thelink.net/marengo

In message <pJEze.44554$rb6.19837@lakeread07>, Marengo
<[email hidden]> writes

Quoted message said:

Laureen wrote:
|| yes?
|| I was a pain in the ass. Pain makes you [censored]. I was the butt of all
|| ass jokes too. Im ok now.

But Laureen, just know that we're all BEHIND you ...

And it is good to record all this for posterity...
--
Mogget, the Churl in the Puce Greatcoat

"Marengo" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

Laureen wrote:
|| yes?
|| I was a pain in the ass. Pain makes you [censored]. I was the butt of all
|| ass jokes too. Im ok now.

But Laureen, just know that we're all BEHIND you ...

Like she hasn't heard them all by now, probably into the ground.

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No Husband Has Ever Been Shot While Doing The Dishes