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A Substitute Chamois Cream (Creme) - Poli-iDent ??

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  1. Since the chamois cream (or Creme for more money) is supposed to
    "adhere" your chamois to your skin for comfortable non-rubbing contact,
    it occurs to me that Denture Adhesive might be an emergency substitute.

    The functions seem quite simlar.... for comfortable temporary adhesive
    cream.

    Besides, the denture adhesive is more widely available at 24 hour
    grocery stores and drug stores.

    I know of few bike shops in very small towns that would make chamois
    cream avaialble 25/7 at reasonable cost.

    I suppose that the denture adhesive would be gentle in contact with
    private parts, as it is non irritating to oral parts.

  2. jbuch said:

    Since the chamois cream (or Creme for more money) is supposed to
    "adhere" your chamois to your skin for comfortable non-rubbing contact,
    it occurs to me that Denture Adhesive might be an emergency substitute.

    The functions seem quite simlar.... for comfortable temporary adhesive
    cream.

    Besides, the denture adhesive is more widely available at 24 hour
    grocery stores and drug stores.

    I know of few bike shops in very small towns that would make chamois
    cream avaialble 25/7 at reasonable cost.

    I suppose that the denture adhesive would be gentle in contact with
    private parts, as it is non irritating to oral parts.

    Please let us know how it works. We await the results with great
    anticipation. 🙂

    Mark

  3. jbuch said:

    Since the chamois cream (or Creme for more money) is supposed to "adhere"
    your chamois to your skin for comfortable non-rubbing contact, it occurs
    to me that Denture Adhesive might be an emergency substitute.

    Uh oh, here comes a DIY chamois cream thread. Datakoll?

    Art Harris

  4. jbuch said:


    I suppose that the denture adhesive would be gentle in contact with
    private parts, as it is non irritating to oral parts.

    'dunno about that. Many dental products go for a "minty fresh" taste. A
    nice tingly sensation in your mouth might not go down so well down below.

    Derek Hodges

  5. Arthur Harris said:
    jbuch said:

    Since the chamois cream (or Creme for more money) is supposed to
    "adhere" your chamois to your skin for comfortable non-rubbing
    contact, it occurs to me that Denture Adhesive might be an emergency
    substitute.

    Uh oh, here comes a DIY chamois cream thread. Datakoll?

    Yeah, Gene could really sink his teeth in this one.

    (After chewing on it a while, of course.)

    Sorry...BS

  6. jbuch said:

    Since the chamois cream (or Creme for more money) is supposed to
    "adhere" your chamois to your skin for comfortable non-rubbing
    contact, it occurs to me that Denture Adhesive might be an emergency
    substitute.

    The functions seem quite simlar.... for comfortable temporary adhesive
    cream.

    Besides, the denture adhesive is more widely available at 24 hour
    grocery stores and drug stores.

    I know of few bike shops in very small towns that would make chamois
    cream avaialble 25/7 at reasonable cost.

    I suppose that the denture adhesive would be gentle in contact with
    private parts, as it is non irritating to oral parts.


    Assuming this post isn't a joke, chamois cream (creme) doesn't make the
    chamois adhere to the skin. It provides lubricants and softeners to make the
    chamois/skin contact non-friction, so there is no irritation or sores
    created. Some folks use 'Bag Balm' or udder cream, which is quite cheap and
    used properly will achieve the desired effect.

  7. Dave Thompson said:
    jbuch said:

    Since the chamois cream (or Creme for more money) is supposed to
    "adhere" your chamois to your skin for comfortable non-rubbing
    contact, it occurs to me that Denture Adhesive might be an emergency
    substitute.

    The functions seem quite simlar.... for comfortable temporary adhesive
    cream.

    Besides, the denture adhesive is more widely available at 24 hour
    grocery stores and drug stores.

    I know of few bike shops in very small towns that would make chamois
    cream avaialble 25/7 at reasonable cost.

    I suppose that the denture adhesive would be gentle in contact with
    private parts, as it is non irritating to oral parts.

    Assuming this post isn't a joke, chamois cream (creme) doesn't make the
    chamois adhere to the skin. It provides lubricants and softeners to make the
    chamois/skin contact non-friction, so there is no irritation or sores
    created. Some folks use 'Bag Balm' or udder cream, which is quite cheap and
    used properly will achieve the desired effect.

    Thanks for the reply.

    Maybe it is that the "Other Chamois Expert" was wrong in his writing
    that chamois cream was NOT a lubricant, but aviscous substance that
    inhibits skin friction by adhering to the skin.........

    Seems as if "Experts" on biking differ as much as "Experts" on law.

    I've known "Engineering Experts" to have markedly different opinions as
    well, even on pretty basic things.

  8. Bill Sornson said:
    Arthur Harris said:
    jbuch said:

    Since the chamois cream (or Creme for more money) is supposed to
    "adhere" your chamois to your skin for comfortable non-rubbing
    contact, it occurs to me that Denture Adhesive might be an emergency
    substitute.

    Uh oh, here comes a DIY chamois cream thread. Datakoll?

    Yeah, Gene could really sink his teeth in this one.

    (After chewing on it a while, of course.)

    Sounds like the OP might have an oral fixation...

    Mark Hickey
    Habanero Cycles
    http://www.habcycles.com
    Home of the $695 ti frame

  9. Mark Hickey said:
    Bill Sornson said:
    Arthur Harris said:

    "jbuch" wrote:
    > Since the chamois cream (or Creme for more money) is supposed to
    > "adhere" your chamois to your skin for comfortable non-rubbing
    > contact, it occurs to me that Denture Adhesive might be an
    > emergency substitute.

    Uh oh, here comes a DIY chamois cream thread. Datakoll?

    Yeah, Gene could really sink his teeth in this one.

    (After chewing on it a while, of course.)

    Sounds like the OP might have an oral fixation...

    Quit flappin' yer gums...

  10. Bill Sornson said:
    Mark Hickey said:
    Bill Sornson said:

    Arthur Harris wrote:
    > "jbuch" wrote:
    >> Since the chamois cream (or Creme for more money) is supposed to
    >> "adhere" your chamois to your skin for comfortable non-rubbing
    >> contact, it occurs to me that Denture Adhesive might be an
    >> emergency substitute.
    >
    > Uh oh, here comes a DIY chamois cream thread. Datakoll?

    Yeah, Gene could really sink his teeth in this one.

    (After chewing on it a while, of course.)

    Sounds like the OP might have an oral fixation...

    Quit flappin' yer gums...

    Any relevance of this thread to reality is acci-dental.
    --
    Typoes are a feature, not a bug.
    Some gardening required to reply via email.
    Words processed in a facility that contains nuts.

  11. Werehatrack said:
    Bill Sornson said:
    Mark Hickey said:

    "Bill Sornson" <[email hidden]> wrote:

    > Arthur Harris wrote:
    >> "jbuch" wrote:
    >>> Since the chamois cream (or Creme for more money) is supposed to
    >>> "adhere" your chamois to your skin for comfortable non-rubbing
    >>> contact, it occurs to me that Denture Adhesive might be an
    >>> emergency substitute.
    >>
    >> Uh oh, here comes a DIY chamois cream thread. Datakoll?
    >
    > Yeah, Gene could really sink his teeth in this one.
    >
    > (After chewing on it a while, of course.)

    Sounds like the OP might have an oral fixation...

    Quit flappin' yer gums...

    Any relevance of this thread to reality is acci-dental.

    :-P

    (Should be a /tongue/ smilie thing there...unless I'm "slipping" {back on
    topic...sorta}.)

  12. Bill Sornson said:
    Werehatrack said:
    Bill Sornson said:

    Mark Hickey wrote:
    > "Bill Sornson" <[email hidden]> wrote:
    >
    >> Arthur Harris wrote:
    >>> "jbuch" wrote:
    >>>> Since the chamois cream (or Creme for more money) is supposed to
    >>>> "adhere" your chamois to your skin for comfortable non-rubbing
    >>>> contact, it occurs to me that Denture Adhesive might be an
    >>>> emergency substitute.
    >>>
    >>> Uh oh, here comes a DIY chamois cream thread. Datakoll?
    >>
    >> Yeah, Gene could really sink his teeth in this one.
    >>
    >> (After chewing on it a while, of course.)
    >
    > Sounds like the OP might have an oral fixation...

    Quit flappin' yer gums...

    Any relevance of this thread to reality is acci-dental.

    :-P

    (Should be a /tongue/ smilie thing there...unless I'm "slipping"
    {back on topic...sorta}.)

    Just realized: this thread bites.

  13. I'll tell you one thing: when I tried chamois cream on my dentures, it
    tasted AWFUL.

  14. On Fri, 08 Jul 2005 04:22:32 GMT, "Leo Lichtman" <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    I'll tell you one thing: when I tried chamois cream on my dentures, it
    tasted AWFUL.

    Bag balm?

    Udder cream?

    I'll shut up now.

    Ron

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