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  1. I wasn't planning on doing it for at least another couple of months.

    Like after summer. To allow myself to get a bit thinner.

    But, I was planning on eventually doing it.

    Because, now that I have found the riding club and gone riding with
    them I have discovered that wearing spandex automagically changes the
    way the cars, trucks, busses, motorcycles, and police treat a person on
    a bike.

    It doesn't matter how fast you are going.

    If you are wearing spandex you obviously know what you are doing and
    are going fast enough that you can ride in the traffic lanes.

    If you are not wearing spandex you are obviously just another person on
    a bike who should be in the "local traffic lanes" which are ostensibly
    for bicycles, but also contain pedestrians, bus stops, pot holes, and
    the occasional deliberate speed bump. And are populated by people who
    don't believe in such concepts as "pick a side of the road and stick to
    it" or "look where you are going."

    I haven't been ticketed yet but I've been furiously waved at by two
    police officers in the month since I bought my bike.

    There are other advantages like pockets which are conveniently placed
    for retrieving objects while riding. And things like padding and
    ventilation.

    So, I figured on eventually getting The Clothes.

    But, not just yet.

    Today this changed.

    Cause on Saturday the Local Bike Shop (capital letters to distinguish
    it from shops that carry things like Flying Pigeon or Xidesheng or
    cargo bikes) is sponsoring a it-isn't-really-a-race bicycle race. And
    I wanna go.

    It'll be _really_ cool. I'll get a free t-shirt. And it'll be
    _really_ cool. I go back to the US for holiday next Wednesday so doing
    something like this will be really cool. And did I mention I'll get a
    free t-shirt? Or that it would be really cool?

    Entrance requirements are bicycle (check), gloves (check), reflectors
    (check), swimsuit (no idea why but check), helmet, bike jersey, and
    bike shorts.

    So, tomorrow, or maybe Friday, I'll go to the shop and I'll look at the
    price tags on the spandex. Then I'll try to find someplace to get a
    helmet. I refuse to buy the helmets the bike shop stocks on the
    grounds that I will not wear a helmet that cost more than my bike did.
    (And because I generally am Not A Helmet Wearer.)

    -M

  2. Nice - You have found a way to not have to follow the normal rules - in
    China! I also thought about not getting proper bike wear until I was
    thinner. But I thought that my rear end might complain too much as I go
    longer. So far, my lungs and legs give out before by butt. But I
    ordered two jerseys and shorts to be ready. If I shrink so that the
    "American" XXXL shirt (54-56"😉 and XXL short (44-46"😉 don't fit maybe I
    can recover half the cost on e-Bay. My thanks to Performance, who
    stocks the shirt size I need now. So get yourself a couple pairs of
    shorts.

  3. At 6 Jul 2005 08:10:38 -0700, message
    <[email hidden]> was posted by
    "brucianna" <[email hidden]>, including some, all or
    none of the following:

    Quoted message said:

    So, tomorrow, or maybe Friday, I'll go to the shop and I'll look at the
    price tags on the spandex. Then I'll try to find someplace to get a
    helmet. I refuse to buy the helmets the bike shop stocks on the
    grounds that I will not wear a helmet that cost more than my bike did.
    (And because I generally am Not A Helmet Wearer.)

    If you look at the Snell Memorial Foundation website you'll find that
    some cheap Chinese helmets are better than those high-ticket ones
    anyway. No Bell brand helmet (including Giro) is Snell certified.

    http://www.smf.org/certlist/std_B-90A_B-95A_B-90C_B-95C.html

    Guy
    --
    May contain traces of irony. Contents liable to settle after posting.
    http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk

    85% of helmet statistics are made up, 69% of them at CHS, Puget Sound

  4. Just zis Guy said:

    At 6 Jul 2005 08:10:38 -0700, message
    <[email hidden]> was posted by
    "brucianna" <[email hidden]>, including some, all or
    none of the following:

    Quoted message said:

    So, tomorrow, or maybe Friday, I'll go to the shop and I'll look at the
    price tags on the spandex. Then I'll try to find someplace to get a
    helmet. I refuse to buy the helmets the bike shop stocks on the
    grounds that I will not wear a helmet that cost more than my bike did.
    (And because I generally am Not A Helmet Wearer.)

    If you look at the Snell Memorial Foundation website you'll find that
    some cheap Chinese helmets are better than those high-ticket ones
    anyway. No Bell brand helmet (including Giro) is Snell certified.

    One place to NOT buy a helmet, is from one of those large stores that
    have them stacked up on a shelf, the helmet could have been dropped
    several times from the top of the stack, and already be damaged.

    W

  5. "Just zis Guy, you know?" <[email hidden]> wrote in message >

    Quoted message said:

    If you look at the Snell Memorial Foundation website you'll find that
    some cheap Chinese helmets are better than those high-ticket ones
    anyway. No Bell brand helmet (including Giro) is Snell certified.

    If you're going to care about [censored] like Snell certified then no
    wonder you go around looking dorky.

  6. At Wed, 06 Jul 2005 20:47:54 GMT, message
    <_rXye.168221$El.51086@pd7tw1no> was posted by "Fabrizio Mazzoleni"
    <[email hidden]>, including some, all or none of the following:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    If you look at the Snell Memorial Foundation website you'll find that
    some cheap Chinese helmets are better than those high-ticket ones
    anyway. No Bell brand helmet (including Giro) is Snell certified.

    Quoted message said:

    If you're going to care about [censored] like Snell certified then no
    wonder you go around looking dorky.

    Fashion accessory or safety device? You decide!

    Actually, no, you don't. CPSC decided for you and fashion accessory
    won :-D

    Guy
    --
    May contain traces of irony. Contents liable to settle after posting.
    http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk

    85% of helmet statistics are made up, 69% of them at CHS, Puget Sound

  7. Quoted message said:

    Nice - You have found a way to not have to follow the normal rules - in
    China!

    Asia does not have traffic laws. It has traffic suggestions.

    Or are you referring to the 'doing it in China' because it's not so
    much the China part that is uber-cool as the sub-tropial island in the
    South China Sea part that is uber-cool. Bicycling in Shijiazhuang
    wasn't nearly as much fun.

    Quoted message said:

    I also thought about not getting proper bike wear until I was
    thinner. But I thought that my rear end might complain too much as I go
    longer.

    I had some complaints from my butt and groin in the first few days of
    owning this bike. But, after I re-learned to put my weight on my legs
    and to completely come off the saddle when coming to a stop, I stopped
    having pain. So far my longest day was only 2 hours 4 minutes though.

    Quoted message said:

    So far, my lungs and legs give out before by butt.

    I tend to run out of places to go before things really start giving
    out. I'm feeling pretty weak and riding in a granny gear by the time I
    drag my ass home from wherever I've gone though.

    Quoted message said:

    But I
    ordered two jerseys and shorts to be ready. If I shrink so that the
    "American" XXXL shirt (54-56"😉 and XXL short (44-46"😉 don't fit maybe I
    can recover half the cost on e-Bay. My thanks to Performance, who
    stocks the shirt size I need now. So get yourself a couple pairs of
    shorts.

    It turns out that my definition of "bicycle clothes" and their
    definition of "bicycle clothes" are not quite the same thing. I
    figured since the flyer was handed to me by a spandex clad member of
    the bike club that is run out of the bike shop that is the only place
    in Haikou that stocks the spandex that "bike clothes" meant "bike
    clothes" as in clothing specially for bicycling.

    After spending 30 minutes fully translating the flyer I went to the
    shop and asked questions today. Helmet and gloves are absolute
    requirement. Spandex is not.

    On today's beach ride I had a string bikini and nylon/cotton blend
    shorts. No one complained.

    If I can find another string bikini top that fits before Saturday I'll
    do my best to color coordinate. What with blue gloves, blue helmet,
    blue bike, and every nearby male ogling me, it seems a shame to be
    wearing a teal string bikini and teal Hawaiian print shorts. 🙂

    -M

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