"I a secrecy says to you but repeat it to you not to anybody. Promise? Good, I will begin. The fall of Zapristi, it was not an accident. Oh no. He has during many years to practise the theatre in the beautiful American schools which he attended. He was recognized by his professors as an excellent actor. It is for that which one saw there that fire with the téloche and even in the true life. In fact it was a deal (see no doubtful allusion there...) with Armstrong. (the extraterrestrial the à.vélo not the cosmonaut.) Zapristi was, since very small, a fan of Sheryl Crow, which is, as each one knows it, the singer partner of luxury of Armstrong. Zapristi proposed to leave his yellow jersey against one evening passed with Sheryl. But, attention, it is not what you believe! It wished simply that the beautiful one sing counting rhymes to him in order to help him to find the sleep."
Translated by babelfish for additional humor: But, attention, it is not what you believe! It wished simply that the beautiful one sing counting rhymes to him in order to help him to find the sleep."
