Hello folks'n fans on rbr!
I'm glad to tell you that I will win this year's Tour da France! Why I am so certain? Well, let's
have a look at my opponents, at least the two 'serious' (*giggle*) ones:
1. Ulrich has a very poor condition, after each race he is so tired he can't even talk a sentence to
the media. This mutherfocking German [censored] gives no intweviews. Incredible. He simply is not
worthy to ride the Tour, let alone win. He will crack during the next two days and I even doubt
him finishing le Tour.
2. Vinocureoff is not so bad in the mountains at the moment, I confess. But: in TT, he is as slow as
a snail. I mean a snail with paraplegia. I will give him a competitive edge of about 5 minutes
till TT, and then I will totally crush him. I will ride circles around him. I'll teach him a
lesson, a very, very bitter lesson, one he shall never forget. But - he is a nice and fair
sportsman, don't wish him quitting bicycling. Maybe I should not humiliate him to much. What do
you think?
So you see, I'm still "le patron de la Tour" and of course I will take the yellow jersey home again.
Make your bets on me!
Greetings
Lance