Pure Ginseng

Dave said:

In response to Joy's warning.....I am importing 100% pure Korean-Chinese
Panax Ginseng in a refined powder. It is manufactured by Bing Han
Pharmacetical Co Ltd. in Taiwan. It is a G.M.P. certified company. The
ginseng is organically grown near the Korea-China border. This is
a unique product in that it is 100% pure ginseng and in a powder form. I
have been using it and I can
tell you that it has restored my life. My story is on www.SPAM.com

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All together now!

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With the deepest apologies to Cooke/Alpert/Adler

Don't know much about chemistry
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Don't know much about science books
Don't know much about the learnin’ I took
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Don't know much nutritionology
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Don't know much about chemistry
Don't know much biology
Don't know much about science books
Don't know much about the learnin’ I took
But I do know that I love Alt Med
And I know that if you loved it too
What a sickly person you would be

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