Moral question...

"Tamyka Bell" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

If a boy with a nice carbon Kestrel offers to let me ride his bike...
and I agree... does that count as cheating?

Tam

PS Don't tell hippy!

as long as there's no exchange of fluids and you don't apply lube, it's OK.
</Clinton> ;^)

Tony F

tony f said:

"Tamyka Bell" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

If a boy with a nice carbon Kestrel offers to let me ride his bike...
and I agree... does that count as cheating?

Tam

PS Don't tell hippy!

as long as there's no exchange of fluids and you don't apply lube, it's OK.
</Clinton> ;^)

Tony F

Cool

*carefully packs away chain lube and bidon*

Tam

Tamyka Bell said:

If a boy with a nice carbon Kestrel offers to let me ride his bike...
and I agree... does that count as cheating?

Tam

PS Don't tell hippy!

oh, i SO aint touching that!

besides, with you 2 never having been in the same postcode how can we not tell you to go ride the big black steed?

F"innuendo"Dutch

only if the seat is still warm
steven

Tamyka Bell said:

If a boy with a nice carbon Kestrel offers to let me ride his bike...
and I agree... does that count as cheating?

Tam

PS Don't tell hippy!

Tamyka Bell said:

If a boy with a nice carbon Kestrel offers to let me ride his bike...
and I agree... does that count as cheating?

Tam

PS Don't tell hippy!

Hey, I never offered!

... oh wait, you meant someone else... 🙂

As for cheating, it depends whether you and your bike are in an open relationship.

Ritch

Gumby said:

only if the seat is still warm
steven

Tamyka Bell said:

If a boy with a nice carbon Kestrel offers to let me ride his bike...
and I agree... does that count as cheating?

Tam

PS Don't tell hippy!

only if he dinks you:-)

Tamyka Bell <[email hidden]> wrote in
news:[email hidden]:

Quoted message said:

If a boy with a nice carbon Kestrel offers to let me ride his bike...
and I agree... does that count as cheating?

Tam

PS Don't tell hippy!

Simple solution: -

Step 1: Covert to catholicism (if necessary)
Step 2: Ride the Kestrel to a church
Step 3: Confess to a Holy Father regarding your sins (adultery) say
a couple of hail marys and vow to sin no more
Step 4: Ride Kestrel home
Step 5: Repeat steps 2 thro 4

This way your conscious (?) is clear and you get to keep the bike since
you'll be doing laps to the church.

You could try confessing to a senior officer as an alternative to
conversion but he/she will probably just give you a funny look.

To any catholics this post may have inadvertantly offended, it wasn't
inadvertant.

Cheers

BrettM

BrettM said:

Tamyka Bell <[email hidden]> wrote in
news:[email hidden]:

Quoted message said:

If a boy with a nice carbon Kestrel offers to let me ride his bike...
and I agree... does that count as cheating?

Tam

PS Don't tell hippy!

Simple solution: -

Step 1: Covert to catholicism (if necessary)
Step 2: Ride the Kestrel to a church
Step 3: Confess to a Holy Father regarding your sins (adultery) say
a couple of hail marys and vow to sin no more
Step 4: Ride Kestrel home
Step 5: Repeat steps 2 thro 4

This way your conscious (?) is clear and you get to keep the bike since
you'll be doing laps to the church.

You could try confessing to a senior officer as an alternative to
conversion but he/she will probably just give you a funny look.

To any catholics this post may have inadvertantly offended, it wasn't
inadvertant.

Cheers

BrettM

I know it might be fun to poke fun at the Catholic religeon but the
ancient historian Flavius Josephus in his Discourse to the Greeks
Concerning Hades (hell) states quiet cleary that in the after life there
is a special punishment waiting for those that covet thy fellow cyclists
bikes. Amongst lakes of fire and sulphurous stenches are endless hills
with no descent, fearsome headwinds in all directions, and an endless
parade of rednecks that throw empty bottles at you as they narrowly
overtake you.
Repent! Repent!

Marty

On 01/07/05 at 23:47:18 Marty somehow managed to type:

<snip>

Quoted message said:

Amongst lakes of fire and sulphurous stenches are
endless hills with no descent, fearsome headwinds in all directions,
and an endless parade of rednecks that throw empty bottles at you as
they narrowly overtake you. Repent! Repent!

You forgot the "roads and byways paved with carpet tacks"...

--
Humbug

Marty said:

I know it might be fun to poke fun at the Catholic religeon but the
ancient historian Flavius Josephus in his Discourse to the Greeks
Concerning Hades (hell) states quiet cleary that in the after life there
is a special punishment waiting for those that covet thy fellow cyclists
bikes. Amongst lakes of fire and sulphurous stenches are endless hills
with no descent, fearsome headwinds in all directions, and an endless
parade of rednecks that throw empty bottles at you as they narrowly
overtake you.
Repent! Repent!

Marty

that'd be the roads around the tin mine in northwest tassie

F"red-neck-wonderland"Dutch
PS dutch loves Tassie

Marty said:

I know it's fun to poke fun at the Catholic religeon because they are
gay like me Repent! Repent!

Marty

yep

quote='sydney biker'Marty said:

I know it's fun to poke fun at the Catholic religeon because they are
gay like me Repent! Repent!

Marty

yep[/QUOTE]
is there beer in hell?

Quoted message said:

is there beer in hell?

I'm pretty sure there are bagpipes. No beer, unless you count Light
Ice, which is punishment enought.

roshea said:

> is there beer in hell?

I'm pretty sure there are bagpipes. No beer, unless you count Light
Ice, which is punishment enought.

along with Haggis

quote='Tamyka Bell'tony f said:

"Tamyka Bell" <[email hidden]> wrote in message

Quoted message said:

If a boy with a nice carbon Kestrel offers to let me ride his bike...
and I agree... does that count as cheating?

PS Don't tell hippy!

as long as there's no exchange of fluids and you don't apply lube, it's OK.
</Clinton> ;^)

Cool

*carefully packs away chain lube and bidon*
[/QUOTE]

You people are sick.. all of you! SICK SICK SICK!!!

I'm staying in the nice, clean, morally uplifting Netherlands.. with the naked chicks waiting behind the windows, sex shops on every corner and joints the size of.. um.. large, long, hot things..

bad hippy must be spanked

hippy said:

bad hippy must be spanked

do they charge extra for the spanking??
😉

warrwych said:

do they charge extra for the spanking??
😉

Not if you ask for the all-inclusive package deal.. or they think I _really_ deserve it... 😉

hippy

hippy said:

warrwych said:

do they charge extra for the spanking??
😉

Not if you ask for the all-inclusive package deal.. or they think I
_really_ deserve it... 😉

hippy

I think you really deserve it. Unless you enjoy it of course 🙂

HIt me Hit me said the masochist

NO said the sadist.

quote='dave'hippy said:

warrwych said:

do they charge extra for the spanking??

Not if you ask for the all-inclusive package deal.. or they think I
_really_ deserve it... 😉

I think you really deserve it. Unless you enjoy it of course 🙂
HIt me Hit me said the masochist
NO said the sadist.[/QUOTE]

he he he (that was a sadistic chuckle)

I prefer to dish it out.. so I guess my line is "NO"? 😉

(w)hippy