How Do You Eat Spaghetti?

Damsel spaketh thusly:

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How do *you* get 'sketti from the plate to your mouth?

I don't! Such an incredible pain in the butt! Eating should be
fun, not work lol

That's why God invented shells, springs, ziti, etc. :-)

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I-zheet M'drurz said:

Damsel spaketh thusly:

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How do *you* get 'sketti from the plate to your mouth?

I don't! Such an incredible pain in the butt! Eating should be
fun, not work lol

That's why God invented shells, springs, ziti, etc. :-)

So you're not up for a good challenge, huh? LOL!

Carol, who's never before heard of anyone who doesn't eat spaghetti

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On Sun 26 Jun 2005 09:21:11p, Damsel wrote in rec.food.cooking:

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When I was a kid, we got boxes of spaghetti that were about 4 inches
square on the ends, and around 3 feet long. The pasta inside was folded
in half, so you were talking strands at least 5-1/2 feet long. One or
two were all that a fork could hold.

We twirled the cooked pasta by holding the tines of our forks against a
soup spoon and twirling.

I die inside, just a little, when I see someone chop their spaghetti
into little pieces. Never could get the hang of twirling against the
plate.

How do *you* get 'sketti from the plate to your mouth?

Carol

Like you, fork against spoon.

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Damsel said:

How do *you* get 'sketti from the plate to your mouth?

SUCK 'EM UP! The only way. Spoons and forks are for polite people, not
spaghetti eaters.

jim

Carol asked:

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We twirled the cooked pasta by holding the tines of our forks against a
soup spoon and twirling.

I die inside, just a little, when I see someone chop their spaghetti into
little pieces. Never could get the hang of twirling against the plate.

How do *you* get 'sketti from the plate to your mouth?

I twirl against the plate. This generally results in a ball of pasta
roughly the size of a tennis ball stuck on the end of the fork. I swish the
ball around in the sauce, then elegantly [HA!] bite pieces off the end of
the fork.

The trick to twirling against the plate is to start off with the fork at
about a 45-degree angle to the plate, twirl it a few times, then slowly
bring it to a perpendicular position while twirling.

Bob

Bob' virtualgoth@die_spammer.biz said:

I twirl against the plate. This generally results in a ball of pasta
roughly the size of a tennis ball stuck on the end of the fork. I swish the
ball around in the sauce, then elegantly [HA!] bite pieces off the end of
the fork.

Please have someone film this performance, okay? I want to see this!

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The trick to twirling against the plate is to start off with the fork at
about a 45-degree angle to the plate, twirl it a few times, then slowly
bring it to a perpendicular position while twirling.

I've tried that, but I still wind up with stray strands of pasta getting
involved with the ones I started out with. 🙁

Carol

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Damsel said:

I've tried that, but I still wind up with stray strands of pasta getting
involved with the ones I started out with. 🙁

Carol

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After you twirl awhile, lean the fork back down and cut the strands.
Then twirl a bit more. You will end up with a tiny plum-sized wad on
the end of the fork - just big enough for your mouth. 🙂

-L.
(Spaghetti Mastah!)

Damsel said:

Bob' virtualgoth@die_spammer.biz said:

I twirl against the plate. This generally results in a ball of

pasta

Quoted message said:

roughly the size of a tennis ball stuck on the end of the fork. I

swish the

Quoted message said:

ball around in the sauce, then elegantly [HA!] bite pieces off the

end of

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the fork.

Please have someone film this performance, okay? I want to see this!

Quoted message said:

The trick to twirling against the plate is to start off with the

fork at

Quoted message said:

about a 45-degree angle to the plate, twirl it a few times, then

slowly

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bring it to a perpendicular position while twirling.

One can of course use the electrical spaghetti fork, the battery
operated, pasta tool. That twirls the pasta for you.

Of course like many an other cultural oddity the 'eating' of 'spaghetti'
(long form Italian pasta) is as much a regional delectation as it is a
universal phenomena.

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I've tried that, but I still wind up with stray strands of pasta
getting
involved with the ones I started out with. 🙁

There are different forms or shapes of pasta.

One need not feed exclusively on "spaghetti".

Even if your ancestors hail form Naples.

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Carol

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Joseph Littleshoes said:

Damsel wrote:

One can of course use the electrical spaghetti fork, the battery
operated, pasta tool. That twirls the pasta for you.

There actually exists a gadget like that?? Some people have too much time
on their hands.

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I still wind up with stray strands of pasta
getting involved with the ones I started out with. 🙁

There are different forms or shapes of pasta.

One need not feed exclusively on "spaghetti".

But, but, but ... I *want* spaghetti!

Carol

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Damsel said:

When I was a kid, we got boxes of spaghetti that were about 4 inches square
on the ends, and around 3 feet long. The pasta inside was folded in half,
so you were talking strands at least 5-1/2 feet long. One or two were all
that a fork could hold.

We twirled the cooked pasta by holding the tines of our forks against a
soup spoon and twirling.

I die inside, just a little, when I see someone chop their spaghetti into
little pieces. Never could get the hang of twirling against the plate.

How do *you* get 'sketti from the plate to your mouth?

Carol

I twirl my spaghetti on using a pitch fork and a snow shovel... 🙂

Of course, I wash both really well before using.... 🙂

---Charlie

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How do *you* get 'sketti from the plate to your mouth?

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Carol

Twirl on plate. Rob cuts. I cry for pity. (And it's "pasghetti and
meat bulbs" -- did I ever tell you about my Family Circus cartoon?)
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from Notable Women's Dinner at the Governor's Residence.

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I've tried that, but I still wind up with stray strands of pasta getting
involved with the ones I started out with. 🙁

Carol

Divide and conquer!
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from Notable Women's Dinner at the Governor's Residence.

Damsel said:

When I was a kid, we got boxes of spaghetti that were about 4 inches
square on the ends, and around 3 feet long. The pasta inside was
folded in half, so you were talking strands at least 5-1/2 feet long.
One or two were all that a fork could hold.

We twirled the cooked pasta by holding the tines of our forks against
a soup spoon and twirling.

I die inside, just a little, when I see someone chop their spaghetti
into little pieces. Never could get the hang of twirling against the
plate.

How do *you* get 'sketti from the plate to your mouth?

Carol

While I can't say I've ever seen packages of spaghetti such as you describe,
I must confess I break dried spaghetti noodles into 3 equal parts before I
cook them. I find extremely long strands of pasta to be unruly, even with
the help of a spoon. I prefer ziti and small penne pasta for holding a
sauce without requiring elaborate wielding of the knife, fork and spoon. Of
course, lots of freshly grated cheese on the pasta helps, too 🙂

Jill

jmcquown said:

I must confess I break dried spaghetti noodles into 3 equal parts before I
cook them.

AAAAAAAAAARGH!

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I find extremely long strands of pasta to be unruly, even with
the help of a spoon. I prefer ziti and small penne pasta for holding a
sauce without requiring elaborate wielding of the knife, fork and spoon.

Ahh! It's the sauce you're after. I use just barely enough sauce to
lightly coat the pasta.

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Of course, lots of freshly grated cheese on the pasta helps, too 🙂

Can't argue with that!

Carol

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Damsel wrote on 26 Jun 2005 in rec.food.cooking

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How do *you* get 'sketti from the plate to your mouth?

Carol

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I just twirl it around my fork, spoon isn't required.

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Damsel said:

jmcquown said:

I must confess I break dried spaghetti noodles into 3 equal parts
before I cook them.

AAAAAAAAAARGH!

Quoted message said:

I find extremely long strands of pasta to be unruly, even with
the help of a spoon. I prefer ziti and small penne pasta for
holding a sauce without requiring elaborate wielding of the knife,
fork and spoon.

Ahh! It's the sauce you're after. I use just barely enough sauce to
lightly coat the pasta.

This implies I soak the pasta in sauce. Not so. I don't want my pasta
overwhelmed by sauce but I don't want to have to stretch it out across
clotheslines to enjoy it, either! LOL

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Of course, lots of freshly grated cheese on the pasta helps, too 🙂

Can't argue with that!

Carol

Damsel wrote on 27 Jun 2005 in rec.food.cooking

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I've tried that, but I still wind up with stray strands of pasta
getting involved with the ones I started out with. 🙁

Carol

You select the 1 or 2 strands you want/like. Pick them up between the
tines of the fork. The actual lifting of the strands is sort of a
art...use caution that you lifted no more than 2 strands and that you
have lifted them somewhat NOT too close to a end of the either of
the indivdual strands, but not so far from a end that you get the
dreaded dangler.

Points to Ponder...The Dreaded Dangler...sounds like a radio drama
character from the 30's.

Visualization part of demo: make a fist, put fist on a table
(horizontally)...extend index finger now lay several strands of string
over your index finger...note the clearance from the table top. Now
extend the middle finger and make a twisting motion. Note how well this
would work if your wrist could spin around and around.

While the fork is slightly above the pile (kinda hanging in in the
breeze), there is a definite but slight air space between the selected
strands and the other foods and the plate. You can use just about any
airspace distance you like...but Miss Manners frowns on any distance
higher than 1.75 inches.

Commence twisting! Huston we have a forkful! Works great.

Be sure the twisting motion is fairly brisk but not so brisk that
dinning companions get spattered in sauce, another Miss Manners no no.
This ensures that no battery operated electric drills are operated on
high during your spaghetti dinning experience.

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It's a simple question of weight ratios!

A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

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Damsel wrote on 26 Jun 2005 in rec.food.cooking

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How do *you* get 'sketti from the plate to your mouth?

I just twirl it around my fork, spoon isn't required.

I'm with you ... just twirl it on the fork, make sure you get
just the right amount and put it in your mouth. One of my
favorite dinners, along with meatballs and hot Italian sausage
(I usually have one or the other at any given meal).

nancy

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Damsel wrote on 26 Jun 2005 in rec.food.cooking

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How do *you* get 'sketti from the plate to your mouth?

I just twirl it around my fork, spoon isn't required.

I'm with you ... just twirl it on the fork, make sure you get
just the right amount and put it in your mouth. One of my
favorite dinners, along with meatballs and hot Italian sausage
(I usually have one or the other at any given meal).

nancy