Re: BBQ sauce?

Lass Chance said:

Bob...you crack me up. Did you know you write like an old lady who's
corset is too tight?

Poor child. Can you simply not recognize satire when it hits you? Are
you so far gone that you can only consider things in that self-serving
negativity? Overwrought writing like the sample below is called "purple
prose" and is intended to offer an overheated background for the facts
of the matter. It's a rhetorical device.

And have I told you how much I admire how astonishingly ill-mannered
that top-posting is? Anyone can make it easier for other to read their
posts and follow the discourse. It takes a truly "creative" person to
put the reply before it's trigger. No, I really mean it. Your brilliant
dismissal of the conventions of Usenet and general civilization mark
you as a "special" person. No ordinary niceties for you. Nossir. Wanna
read LC's stuff? Fine. First see what she has to say. After all, she's
more important than anything else. Then check out whatever else there
is. Can't be much, though, it's *all* about LC...

Idiot.

Quoted message said:

Bob sez...(well, "emotes"😉
"It's a grand and glorious day when you can so richly congratulate
yourself for such a convoluted journey with an eager arrival up your own
ass. But, Dearest Empress of Empty Expression, it's really all about
*you.* Everything is all about you."

You should have paid more attention in English class. Given the vast and
constant numbers of linguistic, grammatical, punctuational, spelling and
other blunders in your writing, you should be the last to offer a
critique of anyone else's. It's a constant delight to watch you stick so
many feet into your figurative mouth. Harmlessly interesting. Oh, well,
it's better than trying to juggle squid. Just as slimy, but hey, can't
have everything.

Pastorio