BBQ sauce?

I'd love to know a good answer to this myself. Also wondering if
anyone knows a good LC recipe for a mock A-1 steak sauce. I love to
slather steak with A-1 but its got some significant sugar content on
it.

Lass Chance said:

Im making birthday dinner tomorrow for my friend. BBQ'd ribs, mock
potato salad and for dessert, the coffee "mouse" made with knox gelatine
and cream.

How do I make lo carb BBQ sauce? I was thinking tomato paste, garlic,
worstershire, Splenda, maple flavoring....uh....onion powder....maybe a
drop of liquid smoke?

or is there something better? Something Im not thinkfng of?

thanks--

Start LC~5-16-05
202-188-165

"Lass Chance" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

How do I make lo carb BBQ sauce? I was thinking tomato paste, garlic,
worstershire, Splenda, maple flavoring....uh....onion powder....maybe a
drop of liquid smoke?

or is there something better? Something Im not thinkfng of?

Have you seen Jenny's BBQ sauce recipe, it might be what you're looking for.
http://www.geocities.com/jenny_the_bean/recipes.htm

--
No Husband Has Ever Been Shot While Doing The Dishes

Lass Chance said:

Im making birthday dinner tomorrow for my friend. BBQ'd ribs, mock
potato salad and for dessert, the coffee "mouse" made with knox gelatine
and cream.

How do I make lo carb BBQ sauce? I was thinking tomato paste, garlic,
worstershire, Splenda, maple flavoring....uh....onion powder....maybe a
drop of liquid smoke?

or is there something better? Something Im not thinkfng of?

thanks--

Start LC~5-16-05
202-188-165

http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&q=low+carb+bbq+sauce

TC

Lass Chance said:

Im making birthday dinner tomorrow for my friend. BBQ'd ribs, mock
potato salad and for dessert, the coffee "mouse" made with knox gelatine
and cream.

How do I make lo carb BBQ sauce? I was thinking tomato paste, garlic,
worstershire, Splenda, maple flavoring....uh....onion powder....maybe a
drop of liquid smoke?

That approach would work. Or, you can use a dry rub with garlic powder,
marjoram, sage, thyme, etc., and skip the tomato base.

KeS

Quoted message said:

I'd love to know a good answer to this myself. Also wondering if
anyone knows a good LC recipe for a mock A-1 steak sauce. I love to
slather steak with A-1 but its got some significant sugar content on
it.

A-1 is available in a low-carb version, or was a few months ago.

KeS

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Quoted message said:

I'd love to know a good answer to this myself. Also wondering if
anyone knows a good LC recipe for a mock A-1 steak sauce. I love to
slather steak with A-1 but its got some significant sugar content on

There's a CarbWell A-1

--
No Husband Has Ever Been Shot While Doing The Dishes

Lass Chance said:

Im making birthday dinner tomorrow for my friend. BBQ'd ribs, mock
potato salad and for dessert, the coffee "mouse" made with knox gelatine
and cream.

How do I make lo carb BBQ sauce? I was thinking tomato paste, garlic,
worstershire, Splenda, maple flavoring....uh....onion powder....maybe a
drop of liquid smoke?

or is there something better?

G-O-O-G-L-E...

Since your life is so fraught with travails and melodrama, here's a start.
<http://tinyurl.com/bf72h>

Quoted message said:

Something Im not thinkfng of?

Everything.

Pastorio

"BlackShadow" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

On 24/6/05 5:39 AM, in article [email hidden], "Bob

(this one) said:

Lass Chance said:

Im making birthday dinner tomorrow for my friend. BBQ'd ribs, mock
potato salad and for dessert, the coffee "mouse" made with knox gelatine
and cream.

How do I make lo carb BBQ sauce? I was thinking tomato paste, garlic,
worstershire, Splenda, maple flavoring....uh....onion powder....maybe a
drop of liquid smoke?

or is there something better?

G-O-O-G-L-E...

Since your life is so fraught with travails and melodrama, here's a
start.
<http://tinyurl.com/bf72h>

Quoted message said:

Something Im not thinkfng of?

Everything.

Pastorio

Bob, without a doubt in the world, you would have to be a proctologist's
wet
dream. A month's worth of billable work in one patient.

Why don't you leave the poor woman alone?

The poor blind old woman.

Bob should feel just terrible.

"BlackShadow" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

On 24/6/05 7:28 AM, in article
[email hidden], "JC Der Koenig"

Quoted message said:

"BlackShadow" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

On 24/6/05 5:39 AM, in article [email hidden], "Bob
(this one)" <[email hidden]> wrote:

> Lass Chance wrote:
>
>> Im making birthday dinner tomorrow for my friend. BBQ'd ribs, mock
>> potato salad and for dessert, the coffee "mouse" made with knox
>> gelatine
>> and cream.
>>
>> How do I make lo carb BBQ sauce? I was thinking tomato paste, garlic,
>> worstershire, Splenda, maple flavoring....uh....onion powder....maybe
>> a
>> drop of liquid smoke?
>>
>> or is there something better?
>
> G-O-O-G-L-E...
>
> Since your life is so fraught with travails and melodrama, here's a
> start.
> <http://tinyurl.com/bf72h>
>
>> Something Im not thinkfng of?
>
> Everything.
>
> Pastorio

Bob, without a doubt in the world, you would have to be a proctologist's
wet
dream. A month's worth of billable work in one patient.

Why don't you leave the poor woman alone?

The poor blind old woman.

Nah, didn't you hear? There was a miracle, she can see again. At any
moment
I expect to see her holding hands with Chung and giving thanks to the
Lord.

Heh.

BlackShadow said:

Bob (this one) said:

Lass Chance said:

Im making birthday dinner tomorrow for my friend. BBQ'd ribs, mock
potato salad and for dessert, the coffee "mouse" made with knox gelatine
and cream.

How do I make lo carb BBQ sauce? I was thinking tomato paste, garlic,
worstershire, Splenda, maple flavoring....uh....onion powder....maybe a
drop of liquid smoke?

or is there something better?

G-O-O-G-L-E...

Since your life is so fraught with travails and melodrama, here's a start.
<http://tinyurl.com/bf72h>

Quoted message said:

Something Im not thinkfng of?

Everything.

Pastorio

Bob, without a doubt in the world, you would have to be a proctologist's wet
dream. A month's worth of billable work in one patient.

My, what an interesting blend of metaphors. Seems to show most of your
concerns all neatly wrapped up in one personal lunchpail. Do bring your,
uhm, colorful opinions around again. This next time try to make them
have, oh, I dunno, intelligent content. But, I will concede, your
punctuation is fair.

Quoted message said:

Why don't you leave the poor woman alone?

If only I could <sob> but I have this strange attraction to phony,
ignorant, belligerent, lazy, smug, vulgar (kindred spirit of yours,
huh?), self-congratulatory, semi-literate martinets. It's my missionary
spirit, I bet. Well, that and puncturing self-important hot air balloons.

Pastorio

There should be a recipe for BBQ sauce on foodtv.com. Low Carb and
Loving It had a recipe awhile back.

BlackShadow said:

Bob (this one) said:

Quoted message said:

Bob, without a doubt in the world, you would have to be a proctologist's wet
dream. A month's worth of billable work in one patient.

My, what an interesting blend of metaphors.

Metaphors? What metaphors? Any proctologist would become orgasmic if he saw
you walk through the door. Nothing metaphoric about it.

Uh, sure. Do look up metaphor before continuing this auto-embarrassment
you seem to be embarked upon.

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Seems to show most of your
concerns all neatly wrapped up in one personal lunchpail.

What a strange, clumsy, clichéd, almost unintelligible thing to say.

<LOL> C'mon, Sparky. Too many adjectives with too little applicable
meaning. "clichéd...?" and "almost unintelligible...?" To you, maybe.

Quoted message said:

"Most
of my concerns?" Are you arrogant or deluded enough to feel that you rank
among my concerns? You are just a part of the litter strewn across the
virtual countryside. Not a cause for, or of concern at all.

Jeeeeeez. From zero to [censored] in no time at all. New lame-speed record.
Look up "figurative." Maybe hit "connotation" after that.

You sure seem richly wrought for a guy who says he's dismissing me.
White-knuckled, tight-lipped intensity... Have a nice, soothing cup of
herbal tea (or decaf)...

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Do bring your,
uhm, colorful opinions around again.

I take them with me, everywhere I go.

Speaking of proctologists...

Quoted message said:

Never know when I might need them. So
many people have none of their own that are valid.

You're setting such a good example. I don't really mean that. Thought
I'd give you a heads-up to spare your misuse of yet more words.

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

This next time try to make them
have, oh, I dunno, intelligent content.

How? They were describing you.

<LOL> Good lord, man, get a grip. I can describe the vacuity of your
thinking intelligently, if extremely briefly. It's the description
that's intelligent. Not you. Sorry to break you the news. No one else is
shocked.

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

But, I will concede, your
punctuation is fair.

You will concede? Your concession is duly noted, passed around, sniggered
at, then discarded.

Ohhhhh. You swagger just like a, well, swaggerer. To the same void
effect, I might add.

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Why don't you leave the poor woman alone?

If only I could <sob> but I have this strange attraction to phony,
ignorant, belligerent, lazy, smug, vulgar (kindred spirit of yours,
huh?), self-congratulatory, semi-literate martinets.

Another narcissist. They seem to be everywhere lately.

WOW! Here's another obviously brand new idea for you. Everything doesn't
have to be seen as literal. We'll get into sarcasm and irony and simile
and the like after you master sense of humor. What year is this...?

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

It's my missionary spirit, I bet.

Definitely another Chung disciple. Narcissistic and filled with missionary
zeal.

Poor, poor guy. How do you spell WHHHHHHOOOOOOOSSSSSSH!

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Well, that and puncturing self-important hot air balloons.

Pastorio

Masochistic too? You are starting to make me teary-eyed.

It's the fumes of your ill-formed vocabulary leaking out of your shorts.
How many words is it now in this post you misused? Five? Six? Most of
them...? Masochist, for example (to go with the others).

I do so admire your leaping to the defense of poor LassChance. She can
certainly use help. Pity you bring none. But BlackShadow (with a
significant capital "S" in the middle) does have a nice, sinister,
slightly menacing tone to it. Shame you show like a marshmallow.

You may go now.

Pastorio

"Lass Chance" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

Im making birthday dinner tomorrow for my friend. BBQ'd ribs, mock
potato salad and for dessert, the coffee "mouse" made with knox gelatine
and cream.

How do I make lo carb BBQ sauce? I was thinking tomato paste, garlic,
worstershire, Splenda, maple flavoring....uh....onion powder....maybe a
drop of liquid smoke?

or is there something better? Something Im not thinkfng of?

thanks--

Start LC~5-16-05
202-188-165

When I was a LC newbie I would mix up a batch of BBQ sauce all the time.
Like a mad chemist over the stovetop..... tomato sauce, mustard, vinegar,
spices, etc etc.... After awhile I smartened up. I buy the One Carb ketchup,
and add a touch of "Liquid Smoke", and it's just as good without the
hassles.

--
*7 years & 50 lbs low carb lifestyler

--
JK Sinrod
Sinrod Stained Glass Studios
www.sinrodstudios.com
Coney Island Memories
www.sinrodstudios.com/coneymemories

m miller said:

Bob (this one) said:

BlackShadow said:

"Bob (this one)" <[email hidden]> wrote:

>> Bob, without a doubt in the world, you would have to be a
>> proctologist's wet dream. A month's worth of billable work in
>> one patient.
>
> My, what an interesting blend of metaphors.

Metaphors? What metaphors? Any proctologist would become orgasmic
if he saw you walk through the door. Nothing metaphoric about it.

Uh, sure. Do look up metaphor before continuing this
auto-embarrassment you seem to be embarked upon.

Gee. That sort of WHOOOOOSHED over your head didn't it [censored]?

"[censored]...?" I bet you're a big hit down at the trailer park with this
dazzling and sophisticated grade-school repartee. I'm desperately sorry
you don't know what metaphor means, either. But, look at it this way,
airwit, you and BlackShadow can sit and hold hands while neither of you
understand what you've both said. Or what's been handed back to you.

Of course the "[censored]" reference was perfectly clear, metaphorically
speaking, and I'm thrilled you got it after just, well, several postings
of it. Flash that you are...

But you both seem so intent on displaying your rather unfortunate
near-in limits that the least I can do is step out of your way. But
don't worry, nobody's reading this, so you don't have to be any more
embarrassed than you should already be.

Ooops. That's not true. Sorry.

Pastorio

jacqui{JB} said:

Bob (this one) said:

Lass Chance said:

Im making birthday dinner tomorrow for my friend. BBQ'd ribs, mock
potato salad and for dessert, the coffee "mouse" made with knox gelatine
and cream.

How do I make lo carb BBQ sauce? I was thinking tomato paste, garlic,
worstershire, Splenda, maple flavoring....uh....onion powder....maybe a
drop of liquid smoke?

or is there something better?

G-O-O-G-L-E...

Since your life is so fraught with travails and melodrama, here's a start.
<http://tinyurl.com/bf72h>

Quoted message said:

Something Im not thinkfng of?

Everything.

Pastorio

What is your problem [censored]?

Illiterate boners like you. And people who expect others to do their
homework for them while offering nothing in return.

Quoted message said:

BTW, travail is a verb, SINGULAR.

Verbs don't have number in this sense. Tsk,tsk. Forgot all that grammar
already...?

Quoted message said:

You don't have travails.

Buy a dictionary that didn't come with crayons.

travail, n [ME.; OFr.; LL. hyp. tripalium, instrument of torture
composed of three stakes, from tria, three, and palus, a stake.]
1. very hard work; toil
2. labor pains, childbirth
3. intense pain, agony
Webster's Unabridged

Anything else, [censored]? Maybe you could throw in a few recipes like I
did. Oh, wait. That would be an actual contribution. Can't have that,
now, can we. Well, off you go. There's a good little speculum...

Pastorio

That's ok, BlackShadow. In this world, sadly, there are many Bob's and
JC's.

These are the same people who resent tax dollars being spent on
wheelchair access ramps, braille on elevator buttons and extra-wide
stalls in public bathrooms.
Who NEEDS printed captions? Screw the deaf!

Differently-abled persons just dont count to them and taking the 'cheap
shot" is always an ego boost. For those with little or no self esteem,
esteem for others is...well, impossible.

LOL, when I used to rely on busses, I wasnt able to read the little
number on the bus, so Id have to flag EVERY bus and ask, "Is this the
number 17?"

Ive had more than one busdriver say, "Whataya, BLIND? It's SAYS 17,
doesnt it?"

Hey...I wonder if JC and Bob moonlight as bus drivers?

But, the Real Deal is, blind or not, I still managed to rsise my special
needs child, alone, until his death at 10. Blind or not, I still managed
to have several quite interesting careers, write and publish a book and
many articles, travel fairly extensively and blind or not, still managed
to make something of a killing in real estate, leaving me, at 55, owning
my home and acreage outright, no mortgage, no credit card debt and no
financial worries....not too shabby for a "poor blind woman". That I
accomplished all this by and of myself, with no help received or needed
from a big strong may-un speaks for itself in this (still) "man's
world"..

I doubt Bob or JC have done anything close...and if they did, big deal,
they have 20/20 vision, testicles (presumaly) and didnt raise a
chronically ill child.

So...I KNOW who I am and what Im made of. I also know what JC and Bob
are made of...and who's really "disabled".
There are no disabled as abjectly pitiful as the disabled-of-spirit.

I wouldnt trade places with either of them, LOL...not by a long shot,
not even for 20-20.

Thanks for caring.

LassChance

Start LC~5-16-05
202-188-165

ROFL...ah, it all makes sence, now. In other words...I remind you too
much of yourself? The only thing I dont see in you is the 'missionary
spirit", but then agan, missionaries do their evil based on their belief
they're 'right" and the poor "heathens" are "wrong". So, I guess that
does make this 100% accurate of you.

can you spell, "p r o j e c t i o n "?
LOL...nailed down tight.

Pastorio sez....
"but I have this strange attraction to phony, ignorant, belligerent,
lazy, smug, vulgar (kindred spirit of yours, huh?), self-congratulatory,
semi-literate martinets. It's my missionary spirit, I bet. Well, that
and puncturing self-important hot air balloons.
Pastorio "

Start LC~5-16-05
202-188-165

I made the "Jenny" BBQ sauce, but added a bit of maple, too. Came out
GREAT (once it cooled)

Thanks, all-

Start LC~5-16-05
202-188-165

well, jeeez...I sure am GLAD he isnt
an "ignorant, belligerent, lazy, smug, vulgar self-congratulatory,
semi-literate martinet or a self-important hot air balloon", or
anything....

LOL...and ALL THIS, just for asking for a recipe for BBQ sauce....

LassChance

Start LC~5-16-05
202-188-165