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Hi Everyone.
A cycling buddy of mine and I are in a fly fishing "competition" together and trying to come up with a clever cycling related team name. One I've suggested already is "Off (or On) the Record". I'd like to put together a top 10 style list, but I'm not creative enough to get to 10. 😉 Any suggestions?
Edit: Feel free to be as obnoxious and/or obscure as you with. The other teams know nothing of cycling.
L
EDIT: I think we're going with "two loose wheels" or "53x11"
And the winner is "Tour de Flounders"
L
Stealing from George Carlin a bit, but...
how about The Crabs?
After you drop the entire peloton, they will come dragging into the finish line, thinking 'geez, the crabs were all over us today'
When I first started riding again, several years ago, my wife and I stopped at a rest stop and spotted a few guys wearing semi-custom team jerseys. Their team name was [censored]-Fat Aging Gay Guys On TrekS.(Not that there's anything wrong with that.😉 )
What about 'Wheel 'em in.' (reel them in)
Lonnie Utah said:And the winner is "Tour de Flounders"
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I laughed outloud at that. Thanks for the chuckle.
How about "Dope Peddlers"? I mean you could play it with clueless expressions for the comedic effect. If your team performance exceeded all expectations you would leave little doubt as to the reason. The jersey possibilities are endless!
What about "Spinners"
Don't go with the '[censored]' thing, what ever you do. But I have always liked "Wheels of Thunder" 😉
concord said:Don't go with the '[censored]' thing, what ever you do. But I have always liked "Wheels of Thunder" 😉
how about "Two Wheeled Attack Team"? another amusing acronym
Batesy said:how about "Two Wheeled Attack Team"? another amusing acronym
ROTFL! That was good! 😄
Powerful Pete said:ROTFL! That was good! 😄
"Cleverly Un-Named Team" would just be offensive though.
Here's the top ten we came up with.
1). Off (on?) the Record
2). Female Trout Love Lycra
3). Wheels of Steel
4). 1860 Meters
5). Tour de Flounders
6). Two Loose Wheels
7). VO2 Max (or H20 max)
8). 53x11
9). Maillot Jaune
10). Domestiques
Thanks for all the ideas. I'd still like to see what everyone comes up with.
l
The Chode Munchers
For sure
There is a rather large team here in Rome that is called ' 39x26 ' . Need less to say, they are all my friends... mostly a bit faster than me though... :p
Lonnie Utah said:And the winner is "Tour de Flounders"
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That's a classic!
😄
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