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quote='Terry Collins'Euan said:Quoted message said:Quoted message said:>>>"flyingdutch" == flyingdutch <[email hidden]> writes:
flyingdutch> "Howabout we forget the yearly carpark fee and you
flyingdutch> gimme a one-off payment of $4K so I can buy a
flyingdutch> super-commuter and all related gear and gym membership
flyingdutch> so I can shower/change/etc?"
flyingdutch> Well, he 'bought' it!!! I got new bike (Its still my
flyingdutch> slicked up commuter with racks/panniers and lights that
flyingdutch> still burn bright).
Inspiring stuff. Unfortunately I'm government so doubt I'll be able to
swing that.
Very cool though :-)
Naah, it just depends as to what is on the docket, or dockets {:-)
Can you get a "two wheel trolley"?
If you get really stuck, can you swing a "business trip" to a conference
with a free bicycle?
Request: "we (local office manager) have this surplus in one of our
project budgets that we need to spend by June 30th, or we loose it back
to consolidated revenue. We want to buy another computer.
Problem: total assest freeze in government at time.
Ring my boss and say "John has some funds that he wants to use to
upgrade some of his computers, who replies "if it is his money, then he
can do it.
John makes a few orders and uses up surplus funds and everyone is happy.
A few months down the track 'ring ring' and its my boss; "you haven't
sent up those parts you upgraded.
Err, what parts?
My boss rattles off the invoice number and parts.
Oh, yes, if you add those invoices together, what do you get?
Stunned silence - "but there is an asset freze on. You are not allowed
to buy any computers"
Me: I didn't buy any computers, I repaired three computers!
The next five minutes was sent arguing about how /if it could be added
to the assets register, which ended by me asking if any of the "old
spare parts" in the storage room were on the assets register.[/QUOTE]