Snot rocket difficulties

Are you trying to use the same hand for both?

I haven't had the problem you describe - I just get all over myself! I don't get snot rockets - I wish I did! I get more of a spray.

Once, on a very steep and difficult mtb. climb, with a heavy fog in the air, I felt the uncontrollable need to blow. Unbeknownst to me, my buddy had creeped up on my wheel. He still hasn't forgotten the cloud of snot he rode through!

artmichalek said:

Are you trying to use the same hand for both?

Nope - I use left hand to block right nostril to clear the left nostril, and vice-versa.

I used to use my left hand for both but then discovered that using the other hand helped things a bit.

Do you think we could make this thread a "sticky"? 😄

you should probably post this to the equipment forum, as there matters of far less significance get the snot debated out of them.

if you proffer the tech aspect there, you know, internal vortex ratios, rim velocity, spectral analysis of rainbow spray effect, angle at discharge and the like i would forsee no end to takers. you would be forgotten entirely as the whole issue would get personal on many levels.

the coaching forum should find knowing takers as well, maybe the usual all knowing cranking syncophants could endlessly cite doctoral thesis on the matter. not to mention chapter and verse what is the best and only way for you to nasaly expectorate.

as for me, i always use this as an excuse to pull back and off to the side a bit before lettin' 'er rip, whilst i search for less heated wheels to suck.

Cheesy said:

When I ride I inevitably get a stuffed nose from time to time. In my left nostril, no problems - I blow beautifully formed snot rockets with impeccible aim. However, out of the right nostril, I just can't manage it - I always end up covering myself in snot instead.

What am I doing wrong? Please, share your snot rocket stories and help me overcome my problem! (maybe my nose is just funny shaped?)

maybe eat more vanilla slices on the coffee breaks. 😄

http://www.joeuser.com/index.asp?c=1&AID=14987&u=0

Read this, maybe something is wrong with your technique. hahaha

The keys to a successful snot rocket are:

1) Completely seal off the nostril that's not to be cleared.

2) Turn the head far enough so that the snot projectile will completely miss all other parts of your body, mainly the shoulder.

3) Blow through the offending nostril with as much force as possible in one short, powerful burst.

Following these three easy steps should lead to many successful snot rockets. Good luck!

Edit: I should've just read TrekDedicated's link before I posted. That guy has it nailed.

I have never been able to shoot a snot rocket! I always get the "snot spray" or the "gota use the glove and wipe." Thank you guys for the advise in shooting snot rockets. I'll try one this evening! I hope it works for you, Cheesy!

snyper0311 said:

I have never been able to shoot a snot rocket! I always get the "snot spray" or the "gota use the glove and wipe." Thank you guys for the advise in shooting snot rockets. I'll try one this evening! I hope it works for you, Cheesy!

Practice in the comfort and security of your living room before taking it out in public.

One time I tried to blow a snot rocket, & it got all over my glasses/jersey/face while I was on a group ride.:o

Well, just to update, I have my problem solved.

I now blow snot rockets from both nostrils onto my left side (or actually past my left side).

This means that I can't get the altitude from my right nostril rockets that I get from my left nostril rockets, but I think this is my nose's way of telling me not to blow snot at cars.

Who needs snot rockets? That's what gloves are for 🙂