I suppose with the wet weather it was almost inevitable, and to be honest, the puncture itself didn't bother me all that much. I popped the front wheel off and hauled out the tube with elan and brio. I patched and reinserted the tube with the casual rapier quickness of a formula one pit crew. Then, with the sort of debonair panache that Errol Flynn would have sold his moustache to Groucho Marx to possess, I ripped the valve out of the tube.
Bumfaces.
No spare tube.
Double bumfaces.
On the bright side, once I found a bike shop and bought two new tubes (one to use there and then and one to go into the pannier as a spare...see, I actually CAN learn) I discovered that the surprisingly skinny Vittoria tube made a noticeable difference to the rolling friction of the tyre. I'm tempted to throw the other one into the back tyre and keep the nasty old fat tube as the spare.
I suppose with the wet weather it was almost inevitable, and to be honest, the puncture itself didn't bother me all that much. I popped the front wheel off and hauled out the tube with elan and brio. I patched and reinserted the tube with the casual rapier quickness of a formula one pit crew. Then, with the sort of debonair panache that Errol Flynn would have sold his moustache to Groucho Marx to possess, I ripped the valve out of the tube.
Bumfaces.
No spare tube.
Double bumfaces.
On the bright side, once I found a bike shop and bought two new tubes (one to use there and then and one to go into the pannier as a spare...see, I actually CAN learn) I discovered that the surprisingly skinny Vittoria tube made a noticeable difference to the rolling friction of the tyre. I'm tempted to throw the other one into the back tyre and keep the nasty old fat tube as the spare.
oi! next time i fly thru Kew junction waving arms at you madly (like a... madman) have the common decency to recognise the person you have only met once (and on foot without helmet. lycra and bike 🙄 ), wave back!!! instead of just standing at lights looking dumbfounded at nutter flying (like a dutchman 😄) past as if you dont know who the hell I am!!! Taht's the 2nd time i have now seen you wearin the same kit. you not into some weird stinky-type cult are yer? 😄
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I suppose with the wet weather it was almost inevitable, and to be honest, the puncture itself didn't bother me all that much. I popped the front wheel off and hauled out the tube with elan and brio. I patched and reinserted the tube with the casual rapier quickness of a formula one pit crew. Then, with the sort of debonair panache that Errol Flynn would have sold his moustache to Groucho Marx to possess, I ripped the valve out of the tube.
Bumfaces.
No spare tube.
Double bumfaces.
On the bright side, once I found a bike shop and bought two new tubes (one to use there and then and one to go into the pannier as a spare...see, I actually CAN learn) I discovered that the surprisingly skinny Vittoria tube made a noticeable difference to the rolling friction of the tyre. I'm tempted to throw the other one into the back tyre and keep the nasty old fat tube as the spare.
oi! next time i fly thru Kew junction waving arms at you madly (like a... madman) have the common decency to recognise the person you have only met once (and on foot without helmet. lycra and bike 🙄 ), wave back!!! instead of just standing at lights looking dumbfounded at nutter flying (like a dutchman 😄) past as if you dont know who the hell I am!!! Taht's the 2nd time i have now seen you wearin the same kit. you not into some weird stinky-type cult are yer? 😄
-- flyingdutch
Every time I spot someone on a bike coming up Bridge Rd I wind up asking myself "Do I know them?" I'm really REALLY bad with recognising faces and matching them with names. Especially when there are helmets and glasses confusing the issue. I suppose I could always wave at every cyclist that goes past, but that means I'm not waving at you, just at a cyclist who has the potential to be someone I know 🙂 That's essentially the only jersey I own, but I'm short on work shirts too, so it gets washed every couple of days. Besides, the only person who has to smell it is me.
Every time I spot someone on a bike coming up Bridge Rd I wind up
asking
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myself "Do I know them?" I'm really REALLY bad with recognising faces and matching them with names. Especially when there are helmets and glasses confusing the issue. I suppose I could always wave at every cyclist that goes past, but that means I'm not waving at you, just at a cyclist who has the potential to be someone I know 🙂 That's essentially the only jersey I own, but I'm short on work shirts too, so it gets washed every couple of days. Besides, the only person who has to smell it is me.
What's the jersey? Then if I go past you on Bridge Rd I can abuse you for not waving back too.
Every time I spot someone on a bike coming up Bridge Rd I wind up asking myself "Do I know them?" I'm really REALLY bad with recognising faces and matching them with names. Especially when there are helmets and glasses confusing the issue. I suppose I could always wave at every cyclist that goes past, but that means I'm not waving at you, just at a cyclist who has the potential to be someone I know 🙂 That's essentially the only jersey I own, but I'm short on work shirts too, so it gets washed every couple of days. Besides, the only person who has to smell it is me.
haha. just wave at everyone. or give 'the nod of the brother/sister/hood' 😄 or do that thing that country folk do and just laconically raise one finger off the bars as you go by. 🙄
you ride up bridge rd and go round the 'bend of death'??? (where it becomes Church St). BTW that stretch of footpath next to the tramstop has recently been deemed a shared path, so you have a viable bailout
haha. just wave at everyone. or give 'the nod of the brother/sister/hood' 😄 or do that thing that country folk do and just laconically raise one finger off the bars as you go by. 🙄
you ride up bridge rd and go round the 'bend of death'??? (where it becomes Church St). BTW that stretch of footpath next to the tramstop has recently been deemed a shared path, so you have a viable bailout
Saw some amazingly stupid driving on the bend of death the other night. I'm heading home along Bridge Rd. Traffic coming off Church St onto Bridge Rd have just got a green light and starting through the intersection. Meanwhile two maniacs have come up the outside of the traffic, through the tram stop along the tram lines (ie. on the right of the big yellow things), realised they are not going to get to the intersection before the traffic starts and beat the traffic, so they accelarate up to around 80kmh, still can't make it to the front and try to "merge" with the other traffic doing about 20kmh. man was I glad I was going in the opposite direction.
I wish I could find out what it is that pleases the puncture goddess (!) so much. I ride around 12-15,000 kms a year and have been doing so for the last 4 years or so.
And... (I'm almost ashamed to admit it!)
.... I have only had 2 punctures.
And... (ok, this I really am ashamed of, but maybe it will be therapeutic admitting it)...
one of them was a slow leak in the trusty commuter that I just got the LBS to change as it was going in for a service that week anyway!
I know I've just tempted fate! Watch this space, I'll be stranded somewhere between Laverton and Werribee tomorrow morning for gloating :-(
ok, so this kind of proves my theory of balance in the universe thing... i had 12 puntures in the first three weeks of last month.
damn, need to spread that luck around a bit!
cheers,
kim ~ /me grumbles about three corner jacks, etc glass, etc, railway tracks etc
"DaveB" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...
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Resound said:
Every time I spot someone on a bike coming up Bridge Rd I wind up
asking
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myself "Do I know them?" I'm really REALLY bad with recognising faces and matching them with names. Especially when there are helmets and glasses confusing the issue. I suppose I could always wave at every cyclist that goes past, but that means I'm not waving at you, just at a cyclist who has the potential to be someone I know 🙂 That's essentially the only jersey I own, but I'm short on work shirts too, so it gets washed every couple of days. Besides, the only person who has to smell it is me.
What's the jersey? Then if I go past you on Bridge Rd I can abuse you for not waving back too.
DaveB
Yellow long sleeve, riding a black OCR3. Although I decided today that, actually, I do need another jersey (I've got a sleeveless, but that's got knobs on in June) so I bought an orange long sleeve.
