Stupid one-liner

I like it!

Stored ready for the next time someone asks, "Can you juggle?" when I'm
on my uni.

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hahah not bad

i dont have one yet but im sure i can think of something

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I keep getting asked "wow, is that hard?"

to which the standard answer now is "No, it's just these shorts"

Very few seem to catch on before I sail past...

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Krashin'Kenny said:

*It's hard to learn, but easy to do😉 *

True, but that doesn't have the biting sarcasm I enjoy in joemc's
responce. 🙂

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HistoricalGoof said:

*I'd try to learn how to juggle while unicycling, but I don't have the
balls. *

'Here's' (http://tinyurl.com/9sja2) your opportunity.

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Some little girl bouncing up and down on her trampoline ask me if i was
in the circus.

Another time i was "uni walking" my Great Dane across an intersection
and some guy rolled his car window down and made the circus sound you
would hear at the circus. It was pretty funny.

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You know how I said I didn't have the balls to try juggling on my uni?
Well, I finally grew some yesterday and pulled out my clubs. After
intermittent practicing throughout the day I was able to make it at
least 300 meters! Felt good!

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HistoricalGoof said:

*You know how I said I didn't have the balls to try juggling on my
uni? Well, I finally grew some yesterday and pulled out my clubs.
After intermittent practicing throughout the day I was able to make it
at least 300 meters! Felt good! *

Sounds like you clubs, but still no balls. Sorry, you are the weakest
link. Goodbye

😄 Nice work

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