Re: A modest proposal

On Tue, 07 Jun 2005 23:05:49 +0200, Tosspot <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

Steve Firth said:

Since we seem to have acceptance that four cyclists produce as much CO2
as one SUV. I think we can now solve global warming at a stroke.

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Did anyone apart from Steve agree with this?

I think you need to borrow Nigel Tufnel's trollmeter - because it goes
up to 11.

At Tue, 07 Jun 2005 23:05:49 +0200, message
<[email hidden]> was posted by Tosspot
<[email hidden]>, including some, all or none of the following:

Quoted message said:

0----5---9
^
| *TROLLOMETER OVERREADING*

Here, borrow mine:

+--------------------------------------+
\ 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 / /
\ 1 10 / /
\ 0 / /
\ TROLL-O-METER / /
\ / /
\ / /
\_______________________/__/
\ /
\....................../

Oh dear, he's broken that, too.

Anyone got a logarithmic trollmeter?

Guy
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http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk

"To every complex problem there is a solution which is
simple, neat and wrong" - HL Mencken

Just zis Guy said:

At Tue, 07 Jun 2005 23:05:49 +0200, message
<[email hidden]> was posted by Tosspot
<[email hidden]>, including some, all or none of the following:

Quoted message said:

0----5---9
^
| *TROLLOMETER OVERREADING*

Here, borrow mine:

+--------------------------------------+
\ 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 / /
\ 1 10 / /
\ 0 / /
\ TROLL-O-METER / /
\ / /
\ / /
\_______________________/__/
\ /
\....................../

Oh dear, he's broken that, too.

Anyone got a logarithmic trollmeter?

Oooh, thats a nice one, must be a Fluke :-)

Just zis Guy said:

At Tue, 07 Jun 2005 23:05:49 +0200, message
<[email hidden]> was posted by Tosspot
<[email hidden]>, including some, all or none of the following:

Quoted message said:

0----5---9
^
| *TROLLOMETER OVERREADING*

Here, borrow mine:

+--------------------------------------+
\ 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 / /
\ 1 10 / /
\ 0 / /
\ TROLL-O-METER / /
\ / /
\ / /
\_______________________/__/
\ /
\....................../

Oh dear, he's broken that, too.

Anyone got a logarithmic trollmeter?

Try this one;

+--------------------------------------+
\ 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 / /
\ 1 10 / /
\ 0 / /
\ TROLL-O-METER / /
\ LOG SCALE / /
\ / /
\_______________________/__/
\ /
\....................../

Whoops, no good either.

--
Tony

"Don't argue the matter, the difficulties will argue for themselves"
-W.S. Churchill