I see - so having failed to get much attention in response to your original misquote of the Torygraph in uk.tosspot, you decide to cross post it to uk.rec.cycling under the guise of a jolly jape?
Which bit of the word "paraphrase" did you not understand?
"Since we seem to have acceptance that four cyclists produce as much CO2 as one SUV." seems disingenuous enough to fall outside generally acceptable use of "paraphrase".