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  1. I just figured it all out. This is the NG where no one ever grows old.
    I finally get it. "18 till I die" is the motto for this secret
    society.

    Everyone is exactly the same as they were when they were 18.

    I guess I have not put on the funny hat, and taken the secret oath, or
    been privy to the secret handshake and sacred handbook to be part of
    the group yet.

    How does one enter this secret society? Do I need to be sponsored or
    sign an oath in blood? When do I get my funny hat?

    Do I go through the ritual on my bike while riding upside down, holding
    a twinkie? Do I get a membership card that self destructs if I take the
    secret outside of the society of "ageless, timeless, cyclists".

    Maggie.

  2. Maggie wrote:
    :: I just figured it all out. This is the NG where no one ever grows
    :: old. I finally get it. "18 till I die" is the motto for this secret
    :: society.
    ::
    :: Everyone is exactly the same as they were when they were 18.
    ::
    :: I guess I have not put on the funny hat, and taken the secret oath,
    :: or been privy to the secret handshake and sacred handbook to be part
    :: of the group yet.
    ::
    :: How does one enter this secret society? Do I need to be sponsored or
    :: sign an oath in blood? When do I get my funny hat?
    ::
    :: Do I go through the ritual on my bike while riding upside down,
    :: holding a twinkie? Do I get a membership card that self destructs if
    :: I take the secret outside of the society of "ageless, timeless,
    :: cyclists".

    Sadly, you don't understand at all. I'm 47, I'm not 18. I compete only
    with myself at age 47. I simply don't place the type of limits on me that
    you place on you. You seem to think that just because you're 50, you can't
    do some things. So it is said, so it is.

  3. Maggie <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    I just figured it all out. This is the NG where no one ever grows


    old.

    A sing-along for you.
    http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/lyrics/4everyoungrs.htm

  4. "Maggie" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    I just figured it all out. This is the NG where no one ever grows old.
    I finally get it. "18 till I die" is the motto for this secret
    society.

    Everyone is exactly the same as they were when they were 18.

    I guess I have not put on the funny hat, and taken the secret oath, or
    been privy to the secret handshake and sacred handbook to be part of
    the group yet.

    How does one enter this secret society? Do I need to be sponsored or
    sign an oath in blood? When do I get my funny hat?

    Do I go through the ritual on my bike while riding upside down, holding
    a twinkie? Do I get a membership card that self destructs if I take the
    secret outside of the society of "ageless, timeless, cyclists".

    Maggie.

    No Maggie, you're not really getting it. It's not that we're ageless and
    timeless. It's that we're just plain superior to others of our species.
    You don't qualify for membership unless your resting heart rate is below 40.

    --
    Bob C.

    "Of course it hurts. The trick is not minding that it hurts."
    T. E. Lawrence (of Arabia)

  5. On 31 May 2005 05:48:21 -0700, "Maggie" <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    I just figured it all out. This is the NG where no one ever grows old.
    I finally get it. "18 till I die" is the motto for this secret
    society.

    Everyone is exactly the same as they were when they were 18.

    I guess I have not put on the funny hat, and taken the secret oath, or
    been privy to the secret handshake and sacred handbook to be part of
    the group yet.

    How does one enter this secret society? Do I need to be sponsored or
    sign an oath in blood? When do I get my funny hat?

    Do I go through the ritual on my bike while riding upside down, holding
    a twinkie? Do I get a membership card that self destructs if I take the
    secret outside of the society of "ageless, timeless, cyclists".

    Maggie.

    Oh but I was so much older then
    I'm younger than that now.

    Bob Dylan

  6. On 31 May 2005 05:48:21 -0700, "Maggie" <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    I just figured it all out. This is the NG where no one ever grows old.
    I finally get it. "18 till I die" is the motto for this secret
    society.

    Everyone is exactly the same as they were when they were 18.

    I guess I have not put on the funny hat, and taken the secret oath, or
    been privy to the secret handshake and sacred handbook to be part of
    the group yet.

    How does one enter this secret society? Do I need to be sponsored or
    sign an oath in blood? When do I get my funny hat?

    Do I go through the ritual on my bike while riding upside down, holding
    a twinkie? Do I get a membership card that self destructs if I take the
    secret outside of the society of "ageless, timeless, cyclists".

    Maggie.

    Lately, it seems this NG is all about Maggie, and her need to be the
    center of attention.

    How you gain membership, to your stay youthful, at any age, society,
    is to get out and ride. It's all about the bicycle, and riding it.

    Although, you could try standing on your head, in the corner of your
    office, for , let's say, maybe 3-4 hours. That should do it;-)

    Life is Good!
    Jeff

  7. Jeff Starr said:

    Although, you could try standing on your head, in the corner of your
    office, for , let's say, maybe 3-4 hours. That should do it;-)

    Life is Good!
    Jeff

    I WUV YOU TOO JEFFY. :-)

    Maggie and Jeffy sitting in a tree.

    Bob Dylan is right. But I think he was referring to mentally younger.

    I could not be mentally younger if I tried. Mentally I will always be
    18. I'm riding my bike every day with my cyclocomputer thing on it. I
    am waiting for the hands of time to turn back. Or to drop dead.
    Whichever comes first.

    Every day I feel myself getting younger. Soon I will be younger than
    my kids.

    And I can take alot of verbal abuse. So bring it on. I'm not a
    delicate flower. More of a man eating plant.

    As far as the Newsgroup....its the only one I post to. Except for an
    occasional post here and there on some other topic.

    And there are a hell of a lot of topics on this NG that I never post
    to. We hardly ever post on the same thread Jeff. So be nice.

    Love from "It's all about Maggie".

  8. Tue, 31 May 2005 08:08:43 -0600, <[email hidden]>,

    Matthew said:


    A sing-along for you.
    http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/lyrics/4everyoungrs.htm

    YUCK!!! OLD pizza face, Rod Stewart? GAG ME!!

    Here's the real one:
    http://bobdylan.com/songs/forever.html

    I always thought this might be a prayer written for his children.
    --
    zk

  9. Maggie wrote:
    :: Jeff Starr wrote:
    ::: Although, you could try standing on your head, in the corner of your
    ::: office, for , let's say, maybe 3-4 hours. That should do it;-)
    :::
    ::: Life is Good!
    ::: Jeff
    ::
    :: I WUV YOU TOO JEFFY. :-)
    ::
    :: Maggie and Jeffy sitting in a tree.
    ::
    :: Bob Dylan is right. But I think he was referring to mentally
    :: younger.
    ::
    ::
    :: I could not be mentally younger if I tried. Mentally I will always be
    :: 18. I'm riding my bike every day with my cyclocomputer thing on it.
    :: I am waiting for the hands of time to turn back. Or to drop dead.
    :: Whichever comes first.

    I disagree. You're mentally old. Older than 50, by a lot.

    ::
    :: Every day I feel myself getting younger. Soon I will be younger than
    :: my kids.

    No, you will not be. However, you could be getting fitter, but I somehow
    doubt it.

    ::
    :: And I can take alot of verbal abuse. So bring it on. I'm not a
    :: delicate flower. More of a man eating plant.
    ::

    You're asking for it, so get ready. Might as well take frustrations out on
    old Mags, with the bags...

  10. Zoot Katz said:

    Here's the real one:
    http://bobdylan.com/songs/forever.html
    zk

    Personally I like the version by Joan Baez. He probably liked it better
    too. ;-)

    http://www.bobdylanroots.com/baez.html

    Maggie

  11. Maggie said:

    I just figured it all out. This is the NG where no one ever grows old.
    Everyone is exactly the same as they were when they were 18.

    No, but they are in just as good of shape.

    Quoted message said:

    How does one enter this secret society?

    Exercise. By riding your bike.

    Quoted message said:

    When do I get my funny hat?

    Any bicycle store. It's called a helmet.

    Rich

  12. Roger Zoul said:

    Sadly, you don't understand at all. I'm 47, I'm not 18. I compete only
    with myself at age 47. I simply don't place the type of limits on me that
    you place on you. You seem to think that just because you're 50, you can't
    do some things. So it is said, so it is.

    Well I can't do a hell of alot of things that I did when I was 18.
    Thats just a fact jack. Nor would I want to do some of the things I
    did when I was 18.
    ;-) And that is a definate fact. I think I am in good shape for a
    woman my age. At least among my friends. For whatever that is worth.

    Maggie. Young at heart.

  13. "Maggie" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Every day I feel myself getting younger. Soon I will be younger than
    my kids.


    Maggie, your kids will soon be older than you because young people
    get old faster than older people do.

    When I was 22 and my kid was 1, i was 22 times older than him.
    Today, at 60, I'm only about 1.5 times his age.
    I expect him to pass me up in a few years.

    Jerry

  14. Roger Zoul said:


    You're asking for it, so get ready. Might as well take frustrations out on
    old Mags, with the bags...

    You forgot the "Sags" along with the bags... ;-)

    Maggie.

  15. Ohio Jerry said:

    "Maggie" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Every day I feel myself getting younger. Soon I will be younger than
    my kids.


    Maggie, your kids will soon be older than you because young people
    get old faster than older people do.

    When I was 22 and my kid was 1, i was 22 times older than him.
    Today, at 60, I'm only about 1.5 times his age.
    I expect him to pass me up in a few years.

    Those of us caring for parents with Alzheimer's or senile dementia know
    that this far too real to be funny.

    RichC

  16. Maggie said:

    I just figured it all out. This is the NG where no one ever grows old.
    I finally get it. "18 till I die" is the motto for this secret
    society.

    Everyone is exactly the same as they were when they were 18.

    I guess I have not put on the funny hat, and taken the secret oath, or
    been privy to the secret handshake and sacred handbook to be part of
    the group yet.

    How does one enter this secret society? Do I need to be sponsored or
    sign an oath in blood? When do I get my funny hat?

    Do I go through the ritual on my bike while riding upside down, holding
    a twinkie? Do I get a membership card that self destructs if I take the
    secret outside of the society of "ageless, timeless, cyclists".

    Maggie.


    You probably have to have a road bike that costs over $500 and be able
    to ride a century a day at over 25 MPH. Way too many hot shots on here
    to be called .misc anymore. Maybe over on the .soc group people might be
    sociable. I am keeping a low profile these days and just riding at
    anywhere from 8 mph (total goof off) to 20 mph (about my max). If I take
    10 hours to do a century does it count?
    This is a strange group, centered on bikes, but strange anyway.
    Bill Baka

  17. Maggie wrote:
    :: Roger Zoul wrote:
    ::: Sadly, you don't understand at all. I'm 47, I'm not 18. I compete
    ::: only with myself at age 47. I simply don't place the type of
    ::: limits on me that you place on you. You seem to think that just
    ::: because you're 50, you can't do some things. So it is said, so it
    ::: is.
    ::
    :: Well I can't do a hell of alot of things that I did when I was 18.

    What can't you do now that you could do at 18?

    :: Thats just a fact jack.

    It's in your mind.

    Nor would I want to do some of the things I
    :: did when I was 18.
    :: ;-) And that is a definate fact. I think I am in good shape for a
    :: woman my age. At least among my friends. For whatever that is worth.

    You don't ask much, though, since you've given up.

    ::
    :: Maggie. Young at heart.

  18. Roger Zoul said:

    What can't you do now that you could do at 18?

    Get Pregnant and go to the prom. Or go to the prom and get pregnant.
    Whichever comes first.

    Seriously though, I have had some injuries during my life that would
    keep me from doing alot of the things I did as a teenager. If I tried
    to keep up with the ballet classes I was involved with before I ripped
    a tendon in my ankle, I would be on crutches for a year. Or maybe the
    rest of my life. This is fact.

    Maggie.

  19. Maggie said:

    I just figured it all out. This is the NG where no one ever grows old.
    I finally get it. "18 till I die" is the motto for this secret
    society.

    Everyone is exactly the same as they were when they were 18.

    I guess I have not put on the funny hat, and taken the secret oath, or
    been privy to the secret handshake and sacred handbook to be part of
    the group yet.

    How does one enter this secret society? Do I need to be sponsored or
    sign an oath in blood? When do I get my funny hat?

    Do I go through the ritual on my bike while riding upside down, holding
    a twinkie? Do I get a membership card that self destructs if I take the
    secret outside of the society of "ageless, timeless, cyclists".

    I think it's about Boomers, we've re-written the book on everything, why
    should aging be any different.

    Most of what chalked up to aging is really lifestyle disease. Aging is
    real, but most of the ideas about it are based on ignorance. There is a
    cultural disconnect as people assume that affluence means comfort and
    luxury. As it turns out, you're much better off adopting the diet and
    transportation habit of the third world -- while maintaining the medical
    and nutritional advantages of the first world, of course.

    To most Americans, this is unacceptable, self-induced discomfort is a
    non-starter, the irony is that it's really pay me now or later and the
    deferred bill is much heavier. By the time health consciousness begins
    to dawn, it's a catch-up game, almost always too little, too late.

    You can mock people for underestimating the toll of age, but what's the
    down-side (assuming you're even partially right)? Compare that to the
    down-side of overestimating. In any case, how do you know what your
    limits are until you try to find them? That's a truth for any age.

    In any case, I always wonder about motive when somebody is trying to
    sell me on being old.

  20. Maggie wrote:
    :: Roger Zoul wrote:
    ::: What can't you do now that you could do at 18?
    :::
    ::
    :: Get Pregnant and go to the prom. Or go to the prom and get pregnant.
    :: Whichever comes first.

    You can go to the prom. What does getting pregnant have to do with this?

    ::
    :: Seriously though, I have had some injuries during my life that would
    :: keep me from doing alot of the things I did as a teenager. If I tried
    :: to keep up with the ballet classes I was involved with before I
    :: ripped a tendon in my ankle, I would be on crutches for a year. Or
    :: maybe the rest of my life. This is fact.

    That is not a fact, it is just in your mind. See the thread/rant "social
    rider" by psycholist. Perhaps if you were missing a leg, you couldn't do
    ballet. But even now, you can enjoy ballet, but you may never be any good
    at it, but you can enjoy it. Also, you probably wouldn't have been any good
    at it even at 18.

    Keep telling your self that you can't do a damn thing and you're do just
    that.

    ::
    :: Maggie.

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