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Theo Bekkers said:

Hi people,
We are after basically a LAMP programmer.

(Linux Apache MySQL PERL)

If you know someone who has expertise in the above skill sets that would
like to work here on a full time basis please let me know.

In Perth

Theo

Well hell
I know linux.. enough Apache, A fair bit of MySql and absolutley no Perl

Dave

All the cool kidz do PHP instead or perl these days :P

On Wed, 25 May 2005 at 12:02 GMT, till! (aka Bruce)
was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea:

Quoted message said:

All the cool kidz do PHP instead or perl these days :P

Pffft. Weenies.

I do lunix, perl and know how to start apache 🙂

--
TimC -- http://astronomy.swin.edu.au/staff/tconnors/
"Back off, man. I'm a scientist."
- Dr. Venkman, _GhostBusters_

TimC said:

On Wed, 25 May 2005 at 12:02 GMT, till! (aka Bruce)
was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea:

Quoted message said:

All the cool kidz do PHP instead or perl these days :P

Pffft. Weenies.

I do lunix, perl and know how to start apache 🙂

friends don't let friends use PHP 🙂

Carl Brewer said:

friends don't let friends use PHP 🙂

Regrettably Im somewhat dependant on php, but perl is a reminder that things could be worse.

till

dave said:

I know linux.. enough Apache, A fair bit of MySql and absolutley no Perl

Dave

So, your a LAM (to the slaughter 😄 )

Perl has gotta be wrong if a freakin designer knows how to use it!!!

F"Design is my game. breakin shoulders is my game"Dutch

On 26/05/05 at 15:07:58 TimC somehow managed to type:

Quoted message said:

On Wed, 25 May 2005 at 12:02 GMT, till! (aka Bruce)
was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea:

Quoted message said:

All the cool kidz do PHP instead or perl these days :P

Pffft. Weenies.

I do lunix, perl and know how to start apache 🙂

In another life I used to do OpenVMS, Linux, Apache, Perl, PHP, C and
other suspects. Thankfully that life is over.

This is my all time favourite bit of code. And NO I did NOT write it.

main(t,_,a )char*a;{return!0<t?t<3?main(-79,-13,a+ \
main(-87,1-_,main(-86, 0, a+1 )+a)):1,t<_?main( \
t+1, _, a ):3,main ( -94, -27+t, a )&&t == 2 ?_<13 \
?main ( 2, _+1, "%s %d %d\n" ):9:16:t<0?t<-72?main\
( _, t,"@n'+,#'/*{}w+/w#cdnr/+,{}r/*de}+,/*{*+,/w{%+ \
,/w#q#n+,/#{l,+,/n{n+,/+#n+,/#;#q#n+,/+k#;*+,/'r \
:'d*'3,}{w+K w'K:'+}e#';dq#'l q#'+d'K#!/+k#;q#'r}\
eKK#}w'r}eKK{nl]'/#;#q#n'😉{)#}w'😉{){nl]'/+#n';d}rw' \
i;# ){nl]!/n{n#'; r{#w'r nc{nl]'/#{l,+'K {rw' iK{;\
[{nl]'/w#q#n'wk nw' iwk{KK{nl]!/w{%'l##w#' \
i; :{nl]'/*{q#'ld;r'}{nlwb!/*de}'c ;;{nl'-{}rw]'/+\
,}##'*}#nc,',#nw]'/+kd'+e}+;#'rdq#w! nr'/ '😉 }+}\
{rl#'{n' '😉# }'+}##(!!/"😉:t<-50?_==*a ?putchar(31\
[a]):main(-65,_,a+1):main((*a == '/'😉 + t, _, \
a + 1 ):0<t?main ( 2, 2 , "%s"😉:*a=='/'||main(0, \
main(-61,*a, "!ek;dc i@bK'(q)-[w]*%n+r3#l,\
{}:\nuwloca-O;m .vpbks,fxntdCeghiry"😉,a+1);}

ANd yes Tim, it compiles and runs....

--
Humbug

HUMBUG said:

This is my all time favourite bit of code. And NO I did NOT write it.

main(t,_,a )char*a;{return!0<t?t<3?main(-79,-13,a+ \
main(-87,1-_,main(-86, 0, a+1 )+a)):1,t<_?main( \
t+1, _, a ):3,main ( -94, -27+t, a )&&t == 2 ?_<13 \
?main ( 2, _+1, "%s %d %d\n" ):9:16:t<0?t<-72?main\
( _, t,"@n'+,#'/*{}w+/w#cdnr/+,{}r/*de}+,/*{*+,/w{%+ \
,/w#q#n+,/#{l,+,/n{n+,/+#n+,/#;#q#n+,/+k#;*+,/'r \
:'d*'3,}{w+K w'K:'+}e#';dq#'l q#'+d'K#!/+k#;q#'r}\
eKK#}w'r}eKK{nl]'/#;#q#n'😉{)#}w'😉{){nl]'/+#n';d}rw' \
i;# ){nl]!/n{n#'; r{#w'r nc{nl]'/#{l,+'K {rw' iK{;\
[{nl]'/w#q#n'wk nw' iwk{KK{nl]!/w{%'l##w#' \
i; :{nl]'/*{q#'ld;r'}{nlwb!/*de}'c ;;{nl'-{}rw]'/+\
,}##'*}#nc,',#nw]'/+kd'+e}+;#'rdq#w! nr'/ '😉 }+}\
{rl#'{n' '😉# }'+}##(!!/"😉:t<-50?_==*a ?putchar(31\
[a]):main(-65,_,a+1):main((*a == '/'😉 + t, _, \
a + 1 ):0<t?main ( 2, 2 , "%s"😉:*a=='/'||main(0, \
main(-61,*a, "!ek;dc i@bK'(q)-[w]*%n+r3#l,\
{}:\nuwloca-O;m .vpbks,fxntdCeghiry"😉,a+1);}

The is amazing! For those without easy access to a C compiler...

---
zurg:/home/bwatson$vi bb.c
<paste in code>
zurg:/home/bwatson$cc -o bb bb.c
zurg:/home/bwatson$./bb
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
a partridge in a pear tree.

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
two turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree.

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
three french hens, two turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
five gold rings;
four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree.

On the sixtah day of Christmas my true love gave to me
six geese a-laying, five gold rings;
four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
seven swans a-swimming,
six geese a-laying, five gold rings;
four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
eight maids a-milking, seven swans a-swimming,
six geese a-laying, five gold rings;
four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
nine ladies dancing, eight maids a-milking, seven swans a-swimming,
six geese a-laying, five gold rings;
four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
ten lords a-leaping,
nine ladies dancing, eight maids a-milking, seven swans a-swimming,
six geese a-laying, five gold rings;
four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
eleven pipers piping, ten lords a-leaping,
nine ladies dancing, eight maids a-milking, seven swans a-swimming,
six geese a-laying, five gold rings;
four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
twelve drummers drumming, eleven pipers piping, ten lords a-leaping,
nine ladies dancing, eight maids a-milking, seven swans a-swimming,
six geese a-laying, five gold rings;
four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree.
---

Yes, I am a trusting soul :-)

Brian

On Thu, 26 May 2005 at 08:43 GMT, HUMBUG (aka Bruce)
was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea:

Quoted message said:

This is my all time favourite bit of code. And NO I did NOT write it.

main(t,_,a )char*a;{return!0<t?t<3?main(-79,-13,a+ \
main(-87,1-_,main(-86, 0, a+1 )+a)):1,t<_?main( \
t+1, _, a ):3,main ( -94, -27+t, a )&&t == 2 ?_<13 \
?main ( 2, _+1, "%s %d %d\n" ):9:16:t<0?t<-72?main\
( _, t,"@n'+,#'/*{}w+/w#cdnr/+,{}r/*de}+,/*{*+,/w{%+ \
,/w#q#n+,/#{l,+,/n{n+,/+#n+,/#;#q#n+,/+k#;*+,/'r \
:'d*'3,}{w+K w'K:'+}e#';dq#'l q#'+d'K#!/+k#;q#'r}\
eKK#}w'r}eKK{nl]'/#;#q#n'😉{)#}w'😉{){nl]'/+#n';d}rw' \
i;# ){nl]!/n{n#'; r{#w'r nc{nl]'/#{l,+'K {rw' iK{;\
[{nl]'/w#q#n'wk nw' iwk{KK{nl]!/w{%'l##w#' \
i; :{nl]'/*{q#'ld;r'}{nlwb!/*de}'c ;;{nl'-{}rw]'/+\
,}##'*}#nc,',#nw]'/+kd'+e}+;#'rdq#w! nr'/ '😉 }+}\
{rl#'{n' '😉# }'+}##(!!/"😉:t<-50?_==*a ?putchar(31\
[a]):main(-65,_,a+1):main((*a == '/'😉 + t, _, \
a + 1 ):0<t?main ( 2, 2 , "%s"😉:*a=='/'||main(0, \
main(-61,*a, "!ek;dc i@bK'(q)-[w]*%n+r3#l,\
{}:\nuwloca-O;m .vpbks,fxntdCeghiry"😉,a+1);}

ANd yes Tim, it compiles and runs....

Pffft! With warnings!

asd.c:1: warning: return type defaults to `int'
asd.c: In function `main':
asd.c:1: warning: implicit declaration of function `putchar'

I trust you have seen Black Perl?

# Black Perl, adapted for Perl 5 by Jonadab.
# Adapted from Black Perl, as seen in the Camel,
# 2nd ed., p 553

BEFOREHAND: close door, each window & exit; wait until time;
open spell book; study; read (spell, $scan, select); tell us;
write it, print the hex while each watches,
reverse length, write again;
kill spiders, pop them, chop, split, kill them.
unlink arms, shift, wait and listen (listening, wait).
sort the flock (then, warn "the goats", kill "the sheep"😉;
kill them, dump qualms, shift moralities,
values aside, each one;
die sheep; die (to, reverse the => system
you accept (reject, respect));
next step,
kill next sacrifice, each sacrifice,
wait, redo ritual until "all the spirits are pleased";
do it ("as they say"😉.
do it(*everyone***must***participate***in***forbidden**s*e*x*).
return last victim; package body;
exit crypt (time, times & "half a time"😉 & close it.
select (quickly) and warn next victim;
AFTERWARDS: tell nobody.
wait, wait until time;
wait until next year, next decade;
sleep, sleep, die yourself,
die @last

Oooh! More at http://perlmonks.org/index.pl?node=Perl%20Poetry

Grep for "I guess i wrote it to fight the sadness in me after my girl
left me about 6 months ago". Awww 🙁

--
TimC -- http://astronomy.swin.edu.au/staff/tconnors/
Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your Microsoft product.
-- Ferenc Mantfeld

TimC said:

snipparge

I think we were on safer turf when bangin on about CF.
Nerd it up people, jeeesh 🙄

TimC said:

On Thu, 26 May 2005 at 08:43 GMT, HUMBUG (aka Bruce)
was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea:

Quoted message said:

This is my all time favourite bit of code. And NO I did NOT write it.

main(t,_,a )char*a;{return!0<t?t<3?main(-79,-13,a+ \
main(-87,1-_,main(-86, 0, a+1 )+a)):1,t<_?main( \
t+1, _, a ):3,main ( -94, -27+t, a )&&t == 2 ?_<13 \
?main ( 2, _+1, "%s %d %d\n" ):9:16:t<0?t<-72?main\
( _, t,"@n'+,#'/*{}w+/w#cdnr/+,{}r/*de}+,/*{*+,/w{%+ \
,/w#q#n+,/#{l,+,/n{n+,/+#n+,/#;#q#n+,/+k#;*+,/'r \
:'d*'3,}{w+K w'K:'+}e#';dq#'l q#'+d'K#!/+k#;q#'r}\
eKK#}w'r}eKK{nl]'/#;#q#n'😉{)#}w'😉{){nl]'/+#n';d}rw' \
i;# ){nl]!/n{n#'; r{#w'r nc{nl]'/#{l,+'K {rw' iK{;\
[{nl]'/w#q#n'wk nw' iwk{KK{nl]!/w{%'l##w#' \
i; :{nl]'/*{q#'ld;r'}{nlwb!/*de}'c ;;{nl'-{}rw]'/+\
,}##'*}#nc,',#nw]'/+kd'+e}+;#'rdq#w! nr'/ '😉 }+}\
{rl#'{n' '😉# }'+}##(!!/"😉:t<-50?_==*a ?putchar(31\
[a]):main(-65,_,a+1):main((*a == '/'😉 + t, _, \
a + 1 ):0<t?main ( 2, 2 , "%s"😉:*a=='/'||main(0, \
main(-61,*a, "!ek;dc i@bK'(q)-[w]*%n+r3#l,\
{}:\nuwloca-O;m .vpbks,fxntdCeghiry"😉,a+1);}

ANd yes Tim, it compiles and runs....

Pffft! With warnings!

asd.c:1: warning: return type defaults to `int'
asd.c: In function `main':
asd.c:1: warning: implicit declaration of function `putchar'

I trust you have seen Black Perl?

# Black Perl, adapted for Perl 5 by Jonadab.
# Adapted from Black Perl, as seen in the Camel,
# 2nd ed., p 553

BEFOREHAND: close door, each window & exit; wait until time;
open spell book; study; read (spell, $scan, select); tell us;
write it, print the hex while each watches,
reverse length, write again;
kill spiders, pop them, chop, split, kill them.
unlink arms, shift, wait and listen (listening, wait).
sort the flock (then, warn "the goats", kill "the sheep"😉;
kill them, dump qualms, shift moralities,
values aside, each one;
die sheep; die (to, reverse the => system
you accept (reject, respect));
next step,
kill next sacrifice, each sacrifice,
wait, redo ritual until "all the spirits are pleased";
do it ("as they say"😉.
do it(*everyone***must***participate***in***forbidden**s*e*x*).
return last victim; package body;
exit crypt (time, times & "half a time"😉 & close it.
select (quickly) and warn next victim;
AFTERWARDS: tell nobody.
wait, wait until time;
wait until next year, next decade;
sleep, sleep, die yourself,
die @last

Oooh! More at http://perlmonks.org/index.pl?node=Perl%20Poetry

Grep for "I guess i wrote it to fight the sadness in me after my girl
left me about 6 months ago". Awww 🙁

--
TimC -- http://astronomy.swin.edu.au/staff/tconnors/
Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your Microsoft product.
-- Ferenc Mantfeld

Community announcement:

aus.bicycle is now renamed aus.geek

Tam

"Tamyka Bell" wrote ...

Quoted message said:

Community announcement:

aus.bicycle is now renamed aus.geek

Well once we let the tri-geeks in it was bound to happen

Parbs - ducks and rides

flyingdutch said:

dave said:

I know linux.. enough Apache, A fair bit of MySql and absolutley no
Perl

Dave

So, your a LAM (to the slaughter 😄 )

Perl has gotta be wrong if a freakin designer knows how to use it!!!

F"Design is my game. breakin shoulders is my game"Dutch

I,ll see you.. and raise you a smashed hip 🙂

Long while ago tho.

Dave