Inspiration Required - What should my wheel say

If you are doing the Dun Run, "For sale" and carry a pocket full of
them.
you'll do a roaring trade

Hmmm .............. in 16 characters or less you say.

How about a message that will put fear into the very hearts of any motorist
that is even considering messing with you: "I_AM_A_LAWYER" - and it still
leaves you with three spaces for exclamation marks.

BTW having looked at the website, I too am suffering with flashing lights
before my eyes. Think I need a lie down.

PhilO said:

Being sad, I bought a TxFlare (annoying website link follows)
<http://www.txflare.com/>
If you want to avoid this very annoying website, TxFlare is a gizmo
with LEDs that goes in your spokes and you can load it with different
messages up to 16 characters each. Once above 7mph, the message can be
read as a static message, regardless of wheel speed.

So, I can have seven different messages, each up to 16 characters.
That's where I need the inspiration - what should my wheel say?

PhilO

Hmm... 18-24" wheels - so not for 26/700's then?

Chris said:

Hmm... 18-24" wheels - so not for 26/700's then?

There's always a reason to have a recumbent (but it alledgedly does 26"
wheels too)
PhilO

in message <[email hidden]>,

PhilO (') said:

Being sad, I bought a TxFlare (annoying website link follows)
<http://www.txflare.com/>
If you want to avoid this very annoying website, TxFlare is a gizmo
with LEDs that goes in your spokes and you can load it with different
messages up to 16 characters each. Once above 7mph, the message can be
read as a static message, regardless of wheel speed.

So, I can have seven different messages, each up to 16 characters.
That's where I need the inspiration - what should my wheel say?

I'VE PAID MY VED
LOOK OUT IDIOT!
GET ORF MOI ROAD
YOURE FAT IM FIT (or, if you're of the txt gnrtn, U'RE FAT I'M FIT)
QUICKER BY BIKE
SMALL WILLIE?
WHY BUY PETROL?

Sorted.

--
[email hidden] (Simon Brooke) http://www.jasmine.org.uk/~simon/

Morning had broken. I found a rather battered tube of Araldite
resin in the bottom of the toolbag.

PhilO said:

So, I can have seven different messages, each up to 16 characters.
That's where I need the inspiration - what should my wheel say?

CHAV ON BOARD

Alan 😉

PhilO came up with the following;:

Quoted message said:

Being sad, I bought a TxFlare (annoying website link follows)
<http://www.txflare.com/>

I was going to say that it's not annoying putting a URL into the text when
speaking about a specific item by it's brand name, indeed in most cases it's
a damn good idea, 'specially when many people won't know what you're on
about otherwise.

Then I went to the site ....

You should be ashamed.

😉

Quoted message said:

So, I can have seven different messages, each up to 16 characters.
That's where I need the inspiration - what should my wheel say?

Chavmobileontour

--
Paul ...
(8(|) Homer Rules ..... Doh !!!

Simon Brooke said:

in message <[email hidden]>,

PhilO (') said:

Being sad, I bought a TxFlare (annoying website link follows)
<http://www.txflare.com/>
If you want to avoid this very annoying website, TxFlare is a gizmo
with LEDs that goes in your spokes and you can load it with different
messages up to 16 characters each. Once above 7mph, the message can be
read as a static message, regardless of wheel speed.

So, I can have seven different messages, each up to 16 characters.
That's where I need the inspiration - what should my wheel say?

I'VE PAID MY VED
LOOK OUT IDIOT!
GET ORF MOI ROAD
YOURE FAT IM FIT (or, if you're of the txt gnrtn, U'RE FAT I'M FIT)
QUICKER BY BIKE
SMALL WILLIE?
WHY BUY PETROL?

BANZAI!!!!

PhilO said:

So, I can have seven different messages, each up to 16 characters.
That's where I need the inspiration - what should my wheel say?

if (location .eq. 'Shropshire'😉 message = 'HaHaFunnyPolis!!'

--
Dave Larrington - <http://www.legslarry.beerdrinkers.co.uk/>
I thought I saw his name on a jar of marmalade the other day, but when
I looked more closely, I saw it read 'thick cut'.

Tosspot said:

Simon Brooke said:

in message <[email hidden]>,

PhilO (') said:

Being sad, I bought a TxFlare (annoying website link follows)
<http://www.txflare.com/>
If you want to avoid this very annoying website, TxFlare is a gizmo
with LEDs that goes in your spokes and you can load it with
different messages up to 16 characters each. Once above 7mph, the
message can be read as a static message, regardless of wheel speed.

So, I can have seven different messages, each up to 16 characters.
That's where I need the inspiration - what should my wheel say?

I'VE PAID MY VED
LOOK OUT IDIOT!
GET ORF MOI ROAD
YOURE FAT IM FIT (or, if you're of the txt gnrtn, U'RE FAT I'M FIT)
QUICKER BY BIKE
SMALL WILLIE?
WHY BUY PETROL?

BANZAI!!!!

LOOK AT ME
E.T. PHONE HOME
STOP ME, BUY ONE
WATCH THE ROAD!
MIND MY BIKE!
CLAIMS DIRECT
www.cycle-helmets.com

On Fri, 20 May 2005 10:31:33 GMT, "Mike Jones" <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

Tosspot said:

Simon Brooke said:

in message <[email hidden]>,
PhilO ([email hidden]'😉 wrote:

> Being sad, I bought a TxFlare (annoying website link follows)
> <http://www.txflare.com/>
> If you want to avoid this very annoying website, TxFlare is a gizmo
> with LEDs that goes in your spokes and you can load it with
> different messages up to 16 characters each. Once above 7mph, the
> message can be read as a static message, regardless of wheel speed.
>
> So, I can have seven different messages, each up to 16 characters.
> That's where I need the inspiration - what should my wheel say?

I'VE PAID MY VED
LOOK OUT IDIOT!
GET ORF MOI ROAD
YOURE FAT IM FIT (or, if you're of the txt gnrtn, U'RE FAT I'M FIT)
QUICKER BY BIKE
SMALL WILLIE?
WHY BUY PETROL?

BANZAI!!!!

LOOK AT ME
E.T. PHONE HOME
STOP ME, BUY ONE
WATCH THE ROAD!
MIND MY BIKE!
CLAIMS DIRECT
www.cycle-helmets.com <<<<<<< Too many letters.

If you had no idea what you wanted it to say, why on Earth did you buy the
thing? I don't think "sad" covers it.

--

Ian

To e-mail me, restore my initials to their proper place.
Ian is my middle name.

Ian Hughson said:

I don't think "sad" covers it.

Too many letters.

--
Dave...