KFC

We'll see what you say as your grabbing your chest and turning blue, as
your fat-clogged arterys explode.

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We'll see what you say as your grabbing your chest and turning blue, as
your fat-clogged arterys explode.

If I have a heart attack, I'll talk about KFC while I'm having it rather
than use that time to call 9-1-1?

I doubt it, i think they'll be more along the lines of "christ i'm an
[censored] for eating that [censored]..."

Or possibly "I am so sorry I voted for that [censored] GWB...twice". My
brother who works at the morgue said that's the most popular "last
words" as of late.

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Or possibly "I am so sorry I voted for that [censored] GWB...twice". My
brother who works at the morgue said that's the most popular "last
words" as of late.

So people who are very sick get in a car and drive over to the morgue to
die? How thoughtful of them.

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Or possibly "I am so sorry I voted for that [censored] GWB...twice". My
brother who works at the morgue said that's the most popular "last
words" as of late.

So people who are very sick get in a car and drive to the morgue to die? How
thoughtful of them.

Get the breast and throw away the skin.

Get the mashed potatoes and scrape off the gravy.

Get the green beans.

Get an iced tea.

Now you know how to eat if you're forced into a KFC ever again.

--Blair
"It works."