Well, I did my cycle instructor's training with the local council last
night, so I'm now fully qualified to run children's cycling proficiency
courses (or at least, I will be when the CRB check comes through).
And I have to say, it was a scary evening. It was the questions that
came from some of the other would-be instructors that scared me -
especially during the discussion of the bike safety checks that begin
each course.
Presenter: ... Remember, if a child's bike has flat tyres, you can't
pump them up yourself - but you could show them how to do it for
themselves.
Trainee: Er - what if we don't know how to pump up our own tyres?
Presenter: ... You could get them to cycle round and show that they know
how to use their gears, though it's not vital.
Trainee: That's good, because I don't know how to use the gears on my
bike.
Presenter: ... Take the opportunity to discuss with the children the
importance of reflective clothing; maybe ask them a few questions, like
what colour lights a bike should show front and rear.
Trainee: Um... What colour lights SHOULD a bike have front and rear?
These were all from different people, and I swear they were all quite
serious.
I don't want to sound churlish. I think it's great that these people
nobly volunteered their services, presumably because nobody else at
their respective schools would do it. I also accept that it's quite
possible for someone to ride a bike without knowing the basics of
maintenance. But... I do find it frightening that someone who doesn't
know how to pump a tyre up will be carrying out a safety inspection on
children's bikes.
Oh, and in reference to a thread here a few weeks back: our council
insists on all children wearing helmets for the courses, regardless of
parents' wishes, because their insurers insist on it. Which tends to
show yet again that we can only avoid back-door helmet compulsion by
getting the facts across to insurance company risk assessors - something
I doubt is possible, as risk assessors usually seem to base their
judgements on information gathered from the Daily Mail. (Incidentally,
another trainee last night was convinced that bike helmets were already
mandatory in law.)