Jokes on a certain other newsfroup about which prominent UK politicians the Slitheen might already have taken over prompted me to think of Eric Martlew and Angie Lee. The only question is why a bunch of malodorous and malign aliens would want us to wear plastic hats?
Answers on a postcard, please.
Easy-peasy. When you're wearing a cycle helmet you're not supposed to wear another head covering underneath. Thus if you normally protect yourself from mind control with tin foil they'll soon be able to get you when you're cycling. What's particularly sinister is that their plans seem to be to target the children first.
For proof of these accusations, look at pictures of Lee and Martlew - they never wear the anti-mind control hats. They have no need - THEY ARE ALREADY ONE OF _THEM_!
For proof of these accusations, look at pictures of Lee and Martlew - they never wear the anti-mind control hats. They have no need - THEY ARE ALREADY ONE OF _THEM_!
Untrue. There is a picture of Fat Eric's nurse wearing one on Guy's excellent new Coulthard webpage.
Actually I spent a few hours over the weekend housekeeping on my site, which had got rather muddled. There is quite a bit more to do, and some more ideas to add, but I think things are better organised now. I also found a couple of unpublished drafts which I finished and put up. The number one candidate for fixing was the Cycling section, which now looks like this:
