Oh, Wobbot...

"... if ONLY I could tell you
About the troll I've just pulled off.

Took me
About three months
But it was worth every moment.

It would have you
Chuckling for YEARS and YEARS.

I am a trolling god.
Yours truly,"
~ Roger

"Billions & billions
Of stars,
You say?

Oo
Our lesson of The Letters
Of the alphabet
That snow?"
~ Mum

"Only, well begin
At the end, with
The letter Z."
~ Twittering

"Z stands for zebra,
A striped animal

Assembled
By committee ...
~ Altogether

"My plumb line, my gold pocket,

Quoted message said:

From Hamburg, Germany,

Watch
....goes deep.

O know, I mean ~ My pocket
Watch's golden chain,
My watch
Fob!"
~ Twittering

"We require
The bois de rose rivet washer,

That circular
Beam of spiral, resembling a flower
Opened..."
~ Fobby

"Or Fob,
Bring me The Beam of The Spots,

On the fur of a leopard,
Or the circular beam
Or in spiral of share

At the base
Of the stem
Of a factory.

Because, Fob, as you know ~
Over the old Coke factory
I live ~

Now clinging to my ~ O know ~
Ledge!"
~ Twittering

"What's that?"
~ Folly

"O, just ~ A
Baseball player!"
~ Kevin

"Who's
On first?

'Cause I dunno,
Cause, I got hurt!"
~ Twittering

"A Batman,
Or Robin, that boi?"
~ Folly

"Or just ~ An insane
Ploy,

Or plot?
We dunno, 'cause

We forgot

The rest of the plot ~ 'Cause
Our heads' just a cracked

Terra cotta
Pot,

On our way
To Haarlem, Holland

To visit Mr.
Harry Potter, with Mr.

Holland Cotter.
So yall all come, too!"
~ Twittering LSTOO & Folly IAG

"Align your compass, your astrolabe
Bright Stars!"
~ Folly

"Same Bat Time, same Bat Place.
Pocket The Chain of Time
In a pocket watch ~

Align yourself,
With us,
The course of right, or so, we hope,
Because, know ~ We try!

Show me when to pause, turn left ~ The corridors
Of time run far,
And deep."
~ Twittering

"... on our way,
Through the corridors of Noir ~ Twisted Notes,
The matrix of time!"
~ Fobby

NP,
Thanks for not sending me anymore email,
after I asked you to stop
3 different times.

Quoted message said:

NP,
Thanks for not sending me anymore email,
after I asked you to stop
3 different times.

Have a heart. Give the guy a chance.
He fancies your twittering butt and wants to date you.

Roidger,
C'mon pal, you'll never, ever, come close to my Bill Rogers personna
when that guy asked if I remembered meeting him at Boston, and I said
"oh yeah, now I do. Thanks for that pre-race blowjob, it really relaxed
me". He was never seen or heard from again, and I suspect his body will
someday be found hanging in a remote forest somewhere.
However if you MUST brag, you can email me at this addy, and gloat in
private. But one promise first, NO MORE NAKED PICS, OK?

Quoted message said:

Have a heart. Give the guy a chance.

He fancies your twittering butt and wants to date you.>

Roidger is actually a 16 YO girl, so it might just work.

I thought Roger, gay?

i just got busy with work, jerk.

Yes, Roidger is a 16YO lesbian.

Hows it hangin'? (In the tree, get it? LOLOL)

Quoted message said:

i just got busy with work, jerk.>

Thanks again, last night was great too!

Quoted message said:

i just got busy with work, jerk.>

More n' likely you got busy jerkin'. But anyways, are you trying to
tell me that you are an ACTUAL runner? I mean in reality? I do 70mpw on
the net, but I'd never prance around as like a fairy (well, once in
college, but that was just experimenting) in real life. Really Ying?

Ok I admit it Roid, the suspense is KILLING me! Tell me, tell me!

You're a busy lil' troll, aren't you?
==========
Boston Information
what the hell are you talking about?
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Return
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<[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

Ok I admit it Roid, the suspense is KILLING me! Tell me, tell me!

No! I am an ethical troll!

Besides, it was one of those 'OMG this is funny but it's also too cruel'
type of trolls. Bit like 'bronxelf' from the good old days on asc.

Whatever happened to the 'elf'? She disappeared from the net shortly
after our run in.

I see Bertie the Bunyip is still creating merry mayhem all over the net.
He's a very bad boy. Someone was telling me he's a pilot irl and quite a
nice fellow too. What strange backgrounds some trolls have.

Anyways, have fun Wobbot, i'm playing elsewhere for the foreseeable future.
Music messageboards are *such* fun...

Roger.

"np426z" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

<[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

Ok I admit it Roid, the suspense is KILLING me! Tell me, tell me!

No! I am an ethical troll!

Besides, it was one of those 'OMG this is funny but it's also too cruel'
type of trolls. Bit like 'bronxelf' from the good old days on asc.

so, am i to assume you're NOT an 18 year old horny orphan girl and you're
not going to meet me behind the safeway tonight by the dumpster? that is
very cruel

Quoted message said:

Whatever happened to the 'elf'? She disappeared from the net shortly
after our run in.

I see Bertie the Bunyip is still creating merry mayhem all over the net.
He's a very bad boy. Someone was telling me he's a pilot irl and quite a
nice fellow too. What strange backgrounds some trolls have.

Anyways, have fun Wobbot, i'm playing elsewhere for the foreseeable
future.
Music messageboards are *such* fun...

Roger.

np426z said:

Whatever happened to the 'elf'?

I believe she's hooked up with Donovan.

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

NP,
Thanks for not sending me anymore email,
after I asked you to stop
3 different times.

Have a heart. Give the guy a chance.
He fancies your twittering butt and wants to date you.

"Well first off ~ WHO the Hell
IS
NP ~ ?

I will conduct a proper interview."
~ Folly

Quoted message said:

so, am i to assume you're NOT an 18 year old horny orphan girl and

you're
not going to meet me behind the safeway tonight by the dumpster?>

Yes, and yes. He isn't an 18 YO horny orphan girl, but he still plans
on meating you behind the dumpster, and he will still be dressed as a
18 YO orphan girl.