Re: Fantasy Queer

Ed Sullivan said:

MagillaGorilla wrote:

Blah, Blah, blah,

and then he said:

If either Boonen or Klier finish in the top 3, I
won't post here anymore for the next 6 months.

Says,

Magilla Gorilla

Hey Monkey boy, if Hincapie wins will you go away for a year??

Thanks,

Ed

Ed the Talking Horse,

The original deal was only for Klier or Boonen in the top 3.
However, I will throw in Hincapie to win as well just to see your
hand and raise it.

Regardless of the outcome, if Tyler is found not guilty than I
get to take the ankle bracelet off to come back in here and bash
all you blood doping test experts.

This deal is subject to termination at my will (same as if you
signed a contract with Lance). That is all.

peace out,

MG

MagillaGorilla said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

MagillaGorilla wrote
If either Boonen or Klier finish in the top 3, I
won't post here anymore for the next 6 months.

Ed Sullivan wrote:
Hey Monkey boy, if Hincapie wins will you go away for a year??

The original deal was only for Klier or Boonen in the top 3.
However, I will throw in Hincapie to win as well just to see your
hand and raise it.

Time for you fatties to give Brother Gorilla some props for being right
about Boonen/Klier/Hincapie at G-W. Let's hear it.
-DA74

DA74 said:

MagillaGorilla said:

Quoted message said:

> MagillaGorilla wrote
> If either Boonen or Klier finish in the top 3, I
> won't post here anymore for the next 6 months.

Quoted message said:

Time for you fatties to give Brother Gorilla some props for
being right about Boonen/Klier/Hincapie at G-W. Let's hear it.

Tyler,

Picking a rider, even this week's Boonen, to _not_ win, or
even place, in a one day race isn't fortune-telling, or even
Fattie-smack-downing. It's candyassing.

Ben
I predict Tom Danielson will not win Paris-Roubaix.

Quoted message said:

DA74 said:

MagillaGorilla said:

> > MagillaGorilla wrote
> > If either Boonen or Klier finish in the top 3, I
> > won't post here anymore for the next 6 months.

Quoted message said:

Time for you fatties to give Brother Gorilla some props for
being right about Boonen/Klier/Hincapie at G-W. Let's hear it.

Tyler,

Picking a rider, even this week's Boonen, to _not_ win, or
even place, in a one day race isn't fortune-telling, or even
Fattie-smack-downing. It's candyassing.

BJ,
Keep up here. The Gorilla was merely responding to all the throbbing
chubbs who spewed forth with their prognostications about the three
aforementioned riders. And we have yet to hear from these candyasses.

Furthermore let's run some numbers and see if it really was
"candyassing" as you say:

Only about 10% of the ~200 starters had a real chance of winning today.
Out of the 20 riders left the Gorilla predicted that 3 of the strongest
would not take any of the top three spots. That's three chances for
each of the top three spots for him to be wrong. Not necessarily what
I'd call candyassing. Just a Gorilla throwing his chubb on the table
and quieting down the frivolous fredly chatter.

I'm going to let him out of his cage now so be very quiet and don't
make any quick movements or he'll chew your face off and then start on
the family jewels, if you got 'em.

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2005-03-04-chimp-attack_x.htm

-DA74

D.A.,

If there are two queers with fantasies for one another, it's you and
Magilla.

-Philip

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Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

DA74 said:

MagillaGorilla wrote:
> > > MagillaGorilla wrote
> > > If either Boonen or Klier finish in the top 3, I
> > > won't post here anymore for the next 6 months.

Quoted message said:

Time for you fatties to give Brother Gorilla some props for
being right about Boonen/Klier/Hincapie at G-W. Let's hear it.

Tyler,

Picking a rider, even this week's Boonen, to _not_ win, or
even place, in a one day race isn't fortune-telling, or even
Fattie-smack-downing. It's candyassing.

BJ,
Keep up here. The Gorilla was merely responding to all the throbbing
chubbs who spewed forth with their prognostications about the three
aforementioned riders. And we have yet to hear from these candyasses.

Furthermore let's run some numbers and see if it really was
"candyassing" as you say:

Only about 10% of the ~200 starters had a real chance of winning today.
Out of the 20 riders left the Gorilla predicted that 3 of the strongest
would not take any of the top three spots. That's three chances for
each of the top three spots for him to be wrong. Not necessarily what
I'd call candyassing. Just a Gorilla throwing his chubb on the table
and quieting down the frivolous fredly chatter.

I'm going to let him out of his cage now so be very quiet and don't
make any quick movements or he'll chew your face off and then start on
the family jewels, if you got 'em.

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2005-03-04-chimp-attack_x.htm

-DA74

Philip W. Moore said:

D.A.,

If there are two queers with fantasies for one another, it's you and
Magilla.

-Philip

PhilDo,
For anyone else I'd say this was weak but I know you're trying and this
is all new to you. Keep reading posts each day and absorb. I like the
fact that you played off the subject header but you've simply got to
get some original material.

This is more in the ballpark than previous attempts and I commend you
for picking your moments, or more specifically for staying out of the
fray since our last discussion on this topic.

While I do like the fact that you'll jump in the fire, I feel it has
less to do with bravado than it does with an underlying callowness.
This probably won't change but you can probably rook a good percentage
of the jagoffs here anyway.

Glad to help,
-DA74

In article <[email hidden]>,

DA74 said:

Hate their game not us playas.

Uhh, like, he said "playa", uh huh huh.

"I go through the pain to gain the loot,
So I can drink champagne from a Timberland boot,
'Cuz no one likes a G that's destitute..."

Hawd Gankstuh Rappuhs MCs Wid Ghatz

--
tanx,
Howard

Butter is love.

remove YOUR SHOES to reply, ok?

In article <[email hidden]>,

Philip W. Moore said:

Magilla, you, Chung, C.P. (he's getting better), Amit and the like talk more
[censored] than cycling.

Chung? Hmmm.

http://groups-beta.google.com/group/rec.bicycles.racing/msg/55e4a0fc19fb95ca

--
tanx,
Howard

Butter is love.

remove YOUR SHOES to reply, ok?

DA74 said:

Furthermore let's run some numbers and see if it really was
"candyassing" as you say:

Only about 10% of the ~200 starters had a real chance of winning
today. Out of the 20 riders left the Gorilla predicted that 3 of
the strongest would not take any of the top three spots. That's
three chances for each of the top three spots for him to be wrong.
Not necessarily what I'd call candyassing. Just a Gorilla throwing
his chubb on the table and quieting down the frivolous fredly
chatter.

Ty-Ty,

I don't know if I agree with your premise (are there only 20 riders
who can podium?), but let's see. If the top 3 were randomly chosen
from those 20, the chance that Maggie would be correct and none of
his favorite 3 would make the podium is ... 60 percent.
(17/20 * 16/19 * 15/18 = Riis's HCT or Kunich's BF% if you count
between the ears.) Those are pretty good odds, definite candyassing.
Sure, Boonen is better than random, Hincapie is probably less.

With mad math skills like yours, it's no wonder you haven't figured
all the odds on the WADA test - but hey, if CAS is down to your
standards, you might be riding again in a month. Stick to what you're
good at, like throwing chubbs, and leave the statistics to fatties
like me and Chung.

-Ben
Dan Connelly Memorial Prime Sprint winner, 2005