April 18

Armstrong does the Giro. It would explain his desire to resolve his
legal problems in Italy.
Gary

crit PRO said:

$3 and a slightly used authentic liveSTRONG band for the best guess of
the contents of THE press conference. No candy-asses.

one guess per person, please.

crit PRO

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$3 and a slightly used authentic liveSTRONG band for the best guess of
the contents of THE press conference. No candy-asses.

one guess per person, please.

crit PRO

Armstrong says:

1. I will retire immediately after the Tour.
2. Sheryl and I are engaged.
3. Sperm storage is on alert.

B. Lafferty said:

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$3 and a slightly used authentic liveSTRONG band for the best guess of
the contents of THE press conference. No candy-asses.

one guess per person, please.

crit PRO

Armstrong says:

1. I will retire immediately after the Tour.
2. Sheryl and I are engaged.
3. Sperm storage is on alert.

Not bad, but I say he does a few post-Tour crits.

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crit PRO said:

$3 and a slightly used authentic liveSTRONG band for the best guess of
the contents of THE press conference. No candy-asses.

one guess per person, please.

crit PRO

1. "I'm intoducing a new line of nutritional supplements - to be called
VITA-Strong."
2. "I'm buying the elephant man's bones from Michael Jackson."
3. "I'm donating my right nut to science."

crit PRO said:

$3 and a slightly used authentic liveSTRONG band for the best guess of
the contents of THE press conference. No candy-asses.

one guess per person, please.

crit PRO

Lance will join the board of the "Old Guys That Get Fat in Winter" and
they will be releasing a special jersey in size medium - the first
smaller than the L, XL, and multiples on up. The sub-rosa non-profit,
with 'improving the life of a niche cartoonist' as its sole public
purpose, is projected to be flush with cash from sales of OGTGFIW
jerseys to people too damn skinny to show the whole front panel.

The second part of the announcement is the new Masters team, OGTGFIW,
dedicated to maybe training if it isn't too much trouble, and an
accompanying armband to fight hypertension in old farts. Since the
non-cartooning part of this group is generally flush with cash, they
will go on sale at $ 25 apiece. Lance will be team leader as soon as
the Discovery thing tanks.

Patrick will cease to post on rbr as he goes upscale, returning only
after a nasty, prolonged legal fight to get back his OGTGFIW trademark
from Lance and Sheryl. The last stuff won't be in the announcement,
but is probably inevitable. Final prediction: Patrick retires to drink
Piraat full time, occasionally suing Lance when money gets tight.
Patrick is the rbr hero, aspriation, and guru of rbr in year 2010.

Curtis L. Russell
Odenton, MD (USA)
Just someone on two wheels...

4. Sheryl is having triplets.

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4. Sheryl is having triplets.

There are times when your evil streak is very amusing.

1. He will be announcing that Frankie Andreu and Bruce Hildenbrand will
be back posting in RBR.
2. He will be announcing that he will do the Giro by 2006.
3. He will be announcing that he's in the running for the new pontiff.

-kjp (he will not announce his retirement or his plans to DNS the Tour
2005)

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1. He will be announcing that Frankie Andreu and Bruce Hildenbrand will
be back posting in RBR.
2. He will be announcing that he will do the Giro by 2006.
3. He will be announcing that he's in the running for the new pontiff.

You know, Catholics believe that the Holy Spirit can guide the College of
Cardinals to pick anyone on Earth to be Pope. The Ghost could pick anyone
here at rbr.

crit PRO said:

$3 and a slightly used authentic liveSTRONG band for the best guess

of

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the contents of THE press conference. No candy-asses.

one guess per person, please.

crit PRO

Lance: "I have gathered you all here to serve as my witnesses as I
explain to crit PRO for the last time that not all women riders are
dykes despite what they tell him when he tries to tap them."

B. Lafferty said:

You know, Catholics believe that the Holy Spirit can guide the
College of Cardinals to pick anyone on Earth to be Pope. The
Ghost could pick anyone here at rbr.

Many people here in rbr appear to be on some other planet,
so they are excused from service.

LANCE will announce he's going for the Hour this year after the Tour
and the Disco Channel is making a documentary about it. (Hopefully
not quite like the no-Tyler Tyler IMAX film.) In other words, no
big whoop.

Either that, or he's running for President, but it's a bit early
for an official annoucement. Maybe an exploratory committee.

B. Lafferty said:

You know, Catholics believe that the Holy Spirit can guide the College of
Cardinals to pick anyone on Earth to be Pope. The Ghost could pick anyone
here at rbr.

I trust WADA will test the ghost to check if he's been doping on to
much Holy Spirit.

What else did Lance talk about when he visited Italy on March 31? Did
he have a secret line to JP II? Was it a pro-active interview at the
Holy See?

Right now I am looking forward to the G-W Mattan win controversy and
"that's bike racing" and the cars/motorbikes in between Flecha and
Mattan.

-kjp, ex-catholic.

hey - that was funny. keep up the funny please.

crit pro should write a cyclingnews.com tapping journal,
like a Penthouse Forum type of thing:
"this type of thing ALWAYS happens to me, I was out
for a training ride when I met this girl who I impressed with
my pro license and then I tapped it behind a
dumpster"

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hey - that was funny. keep up the funny please.

crit pro should write a cyclingnews.com tapping journal,
like a Penthouse Forum type of thing:
"this type of thing ALWAYS happens to me, I was out
for a training ride when I met this girl who I impressed with
my pro license and then I tapped it behind a
dumpster"

I think you meant
and then I tapped her from behind in her dumpster

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crit PRO said:

$3 and a slightly used authentic liveSTRONG band for the best guess

of

Quoted message said:

the contents of THE press conference. No candy-asses.

one guess per person, please.

crit PRO

Lance: "I have gathered you all here to serve as my witnesses as I
explain to crit PRO for the last time that not all women riders are
dykes despite what they tell him when he tries to tap them."

I thought they told him that they gave sex up for lent.

Such irony Lance and Tyler making such big news on the SAME day.