Mr Tick, Here in the good 'ol US of A, under "Bush law" we have rules and laws, and taxes is one BIG one. See in order to keep my SS checks rolling in, suckers like you need to pay your taxes, so leeches like me can party all day. It's a fact of life. Now I've taken the step of reporting you to the IRS for neglecting your dutys, and also reported you to the homeland security people, so that not only will you do 10 to 20 for not paying taxes on all those bottles you collect, but they will soon kick in your door at 5am, and kick the [censored] outta you, screw your wife (insert mother here in your case) and traumatize you to no end. Now I gotta roll a doobie with the weed your SS payments bought, so check in with us from San Quentin. Have a hoppy day!
OMG dude! Here they are only woth 5 cents! Lets get together and I'll send you my cans, you cash them in, and send me the other half of the money? We'll be rich!