*
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Sorry Story Telling, The Lost Art
Of Lies ~
Morning Wood Agrarian Mean Ways
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* ~ * Morning Wood
Not for Nope, Do I Mope! ~
Sex, Lies, & CdWrongs *
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~ NEW Storyline, Just
..... a lunatic fringe,
flappppppppppppppping
In the breeze!
"The Cd's [w]ROM[g] ~
Mum? They Taught
Me How To Be Mean!"
Or,
"How I Lost
All Hope, Arose, Then Fell Again!"
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A Course in Statistics ~ A Brief
Unzips, Nips, Yips, Sips
* Stat. 101. Average, or Mean? Median, or
Strip @ The Mall!
* Stat. 201. O, Just Sit Down ~
We Value Your >P!
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Yes ~ Mum,
She's Telling Stories, Again,
But Aren't They Lies?
~ * ~
BANG! Our Utopia Just Shot
In, Our Estate!
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* Dogging Arts * Fogging Minds * It's a Star *
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*
"You need help STAT,
Mental help."
~ Ted
"Got a referral?
[What color,
Your girdle?]. But O, know ~ Those Mentals, eys,
O, mon cher, how they jerked me
Off!"
~ Twittering
"Mum?
Are all sperms male?"
~ Twittering
*
"Do you believe?"
~ Kjakja
"I do, yes ~
I DO believe!
I do, I do, I do ..."
~ Twittering
"And?"
~ Art Deco
"... Om. O, dunno.
What? Art Thou an eco, or Joseph's
Restaurant? And O, where's Alice?"
~ Twittering
"... Twittering ~
Umberto!"
~ Folly
"O. Of
Course! I should have known."
~ Twittering
"... and off to the Tavern of Crossed
Destinies
We must go! So, like, know ~ Okay Twittering?"
~ Folly
"Mais ouis! Know ~ Our Furries, et
Al, we seek! Yours, too ... Where's that Vet?"
~ Twittering
"Ms.
Martin? Quoof!"
~ Twittering
*
"'Remember the Palinode!'
~ Sam Houston"
~ Jade
"You bet!
I won't forget, that retraction, no, know ~ Gives me traction ....
My action, my solid ground.
But O, what's that, who's over there? I'm searching
My soul tonight. I'm down on my knees ~ O?
Teo!
Come hither .... Bring Mr.
Ed Bernays, your Late Great Cambridge
Bud!"
~ Twittering
"... I thought you might
Drop by, you aroused my thoughts,
So I bought extra caviar! And there's a unzipped
Swallow to fly
Over ~ Swallows you whole! Knows
All. Absorbs
Your Black jack back in the hole ~
All told ...
A formal order persists, cannot resist,
Saying, 'We do it this way. The world revolves exactly
This fashion, A Forgotten Manor.' O, so now
I see! A formal
Order ~
Sur Aurprize!"
~ Twittering
~ * ~