Re: `Cutting Cheese

Gina said:

Grace Noble said:

"Gina" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden] about farts, glorious
farts...

Quoted message said:

How about celebrities or regular people? I bet celebrities have nicer
smelling ones, since they eat more expensive foot. A lobster fart or
a caviar fart has got to smell better than Taco Bell burrito farts.

I have a hard time envisioning the idea that Britney Spears' farts would be
any more delectable than a 300 lbs truckdriver's.

I don't think so. I've heard women's farts always smell better.

Men's smell really nasty. I know I can't stand my husband's farts.
When he eats something that's got him farting a lot I make him go
sleep in the couch.

He always asks me how come I don't fart. I tell him women don't fart.
The truth is I do fart but he can't smell it because it doesn't smell
bad like his.

Also for some reason men fart real loud. Mine never make a sound.

I beg to differ. My wife can cut a rat with the best of them.

We were 69'ing one evening and she let loose with a ripe one and
damn,,I thought I had freckles after that one.