MD can ride with him!

That 'fattie' needs to learn how to smile and not scowl.
He's modeling for his coming out you know.
Who would want a scowler as a 'mate?
Some waltzing matilida that chuffed up billibong is ehh?!

-Ken

"k.papai" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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That 'fattie' needs to learn how to smile and not scowl.
He's modeling for his coming out you know.
Who would want a scowler as a 'mate?

Sven Nys

k.papai said:

That 'fattie' needs to learn how to smile and not scowl.
He's modeling for his coming out you know.
Who would want a scowler as a 'mate?
Some waltzing matilida that chuffed up billibong is ehh?!

-Ken

I usually try to ham it up a bit more for the cameras but I must not
have seen the camera in this case.

bikegear4u said:

I usually try to ham it up a bit more for the cameras but I must not
have seen the camera in this case.

Damn Dude, you went for 7 dollars and 19 cents! But you got almost 2,000
views. Hilarious! Good job.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=2904&item=7130272222&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

....but you are totally dropped by "The Termination Letter" which is over
$500 and more than 12,000 views!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5160760211

Mark Fennell said:

bikegear4u said:

I usually try to ham it up a bit more for the cameras but I must not
have seen the camera in this case.

Damn Dude, you went for 7 dollars and 19 cents! But you got almost 2,000
views. Hilarious! Good job.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=2904&item=7130272222&rd
=1&ssPageName=WDVW

...but you are totally dropped by "The Termination Letter" which is over
$500 and more than 12,000 views!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5160760211

Isn't that AA (Andrew Albright) who bid $500??

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That is, we pay Jeff Jones and Patrick O'Grady to use "Masters Fattie"
in their writing. They're cycling journalists, so we probably won't
have to pay them much. A few boxes of Powerbars might do it, although
donuts would be more appropriate.

Australians can only be corrupted by large quantities of beer.

"Kurgan Gringioni" <[email hidden]> kommented...

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Jeff Jones will be hard to bribe. His income is rumored to be in the 7
figures annually plus his status as cyclingnews editor allows him the
fringe benefit of being able to walk into any bar in Belgium and walk
out with the hottest chick.

The CN blimp is a chick magnet. Even I could score with Belgian women if I
had the keys to it.

Kurgan Gringioni said:

Jeff Jones will be hard to bribe. His income is rumored to be in the 7
figures annually plus his status as cyclingnews editor allows him the
fringe benefit of being able to walk into any bar in Belgium and walk
out with the hottest chick.

The above requires two comments:

You need to know where the decimal is placed in those seven figures.
And bars in Belgium are for drinking, so the 'chicks' are rumored to
look a lot better after three or four large glasses of 6 percent plus
beer.

Curtis L. Russell
Odenton, MD (USA)
Just someone on two wheels...

Kurgan Gringioni said:

Jeff Jones will be hard to bribe. His income is rumored to be in the 7
figures annually plus his status as cyclingnews editor allows him the
fringe benefit of being able to walk into any bar in Belgium and walk
out with the hottest chick.

Two of those figures are after the decimal point though.

Mark Fennell said:

...since MD has no teammates now, maybe he should bid on this guy!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=2904&item=7130272222&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

I wish I had seen this earlier. That is funny. Now did you notice that
Eric "Saunters" was a multiple bidder.

RVD

On 2/4/05 1:41 PM, in article
[email hidden], "Rik Van Diesel"

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Mark Fennell said:

...since MD has no teammates now, maybe he should bid on this guy!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=2904&item=7130272222&rd
=1&ssPageName=WDVW

I wish I had seen this earlier. That is funny. Now did you notice that
Eric "Saunters" was a multiple bidder.

RVD

Unfortunately he was not authorized by his team to bid any higher than $4

Donald Munro said:

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That is, we pay Jeff Jones and Patrick O'Grady to use "Masters

Fattie"

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in their writing. They're cycling journalists, so we probably

won't

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have to pay them much. A few boxes of Powerbars might do it,

although

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donuts would be more appropriate.

Australians can only be corrupted by large quantities of beer.

Too late. I've done a good job of corrupting myself over the last three
months. At least the standard of beer is improving in Australia. But
I'll be back in sunny Belgium soon, so it's all good.

Jeff

Stewart Fleming said:

Kurgan Gringioni said:

Jeff Jones will be hard to bribe. His income is rumored to be in

the 7

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figures annually plus his status as cyclingnews editor allows him

the

Quoted message said:

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fringe benefit of being able to walk into any bar in Belgium and

walk

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out with the hottest chick.

Two of those figures are after the decimal point though.

Still, it's more than enough to buy a few rounds at a bar. I'm easily
amused.

Jeff

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Stewart Fleming said:

Kurgan Gringioni said:

Jeff Jones will be hard to bribe. His income is rumored to be in
the 7 figures annually plus his status as cyclingnews editor allows
him the fringe benefit of being able to walk into any bar in Belgium
and walk out with the hottest chick.

In Australia that ain't saying a whole lot. Al the hot chicks are in
Norway......

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Two of those figures are after the decimal point though.

Still, it's more than enough to buy a few rounds at a bar. I'm easily
amused.

We've missed you Jeff. It's always nice to have someone that DOES know
what's going on checking in now and again.