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How many Blonde do it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
100, 1 to make the batter, and 99 to crack the m&m shells.

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Blonde Painting A Porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out
as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She
went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had
any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you
charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her
that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. A
short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked.
"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two
coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.
"And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a
Ferrari."

numberus years painting. by the hour or job, you buy the paint and
supplies. Local of Ortonville Michigan. phone not in the book. e mail
only please. for work only or contact. ( a nature person. most likely be
outside.)
e-mail. [email hidden]