Hi folks,
After all the hoo-ha about cycle helmets perhaps the best way forward
it to not try to beat them but to join them!
I am really concerned about all those deaths of car occupants from head
injuries, especially children. I am looking for a cycling celebrity who
will sponsor the development of a car-specific helmet (should look nice
in bright pink) and to help set up a campaign group seeking to make it
a criminal offence to drive a car without one.
Seeing the Free Masons help to fund 'Be-hit' (to the tune of £40,000)
I might even ask them for a few grand. All I need is a name for my
organisation and a tame and ill-informed MP who can go around making a
nuisance of themselves in the House. How about 'The Speeders Helmet
Initiative Trust' or 'S*HIT' for short?
How could anyone object? Think of the children!
Seasons greeting.
Howard.
P.s. You thinks this is a mad idea? Take a look at this...
http://www.thudguard.co.uk/