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  1. Three women go down to Mexico one night, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.

    The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair, and is asked if she has any last words She says, "I am from Grace University, and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent," They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.

    The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words, "I am from the Creighton School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent" They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again, they all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.

    The last one, a blond, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the University of Tennessee, and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell you right now, you ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."

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    nice one mate!

  3. Gee, I would have thought she might have been from A&M University...

  4. kathybeast said:

    Gee, I would have thought she might have been from A&M University...

    Ya, this one was very funny.

    And, Kathy, I've got a pile of old rusty Aggie jokes a mile long....

  5. less'go said:

    Ya, this one was very funny.

    And, Kathy, I've got a pile of old rusty Aggie jokes a mile long....

    You MUST be from Texas.....

  6. kathybeast said:

    You MUST be from Texas.....

    Ya, born and raised in Austin, so I'm more of a hook 'em horns kind of gal. How 'bout yourself?

  7. less'go said:

    Ya, born and raised in Austin, so I'm more of a hook 'em horns kind of gal. How 'bout yourself?

    Not born here but I'v been here for 20 years. We used to live in Austin while at UT (husband went to UT engineering) I'm a current UT Houston masters student. We live in the Houston area. Good year round cycling except when its flooding!

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