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  1. Imagine a JOHNNY NOCOM web site with the FASTEST bike in
    the universe prominently displayed with my eyes "blacked out of course."

    And we'd have a few CHIMPS and BABOONS wearing T-shirts
    hovering around with infamous names like, Bwian, SlowgoJo, Barney,
    Wongy, Slowdio, Fishy Verfool, SKANK etc. CLEARLY branded across
    their chests.
    :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

    Expect bike reviews and reports Johnny NoCom style. Captain Greybeard
    has promised to be a feature writer. His famous Bishidda report of
    course will be reposted.
    Why we'd even have our own V-Bulletin Board, the license is readily
    available and a good
    program. And advertisers will be listed FOR FREE.

    It only takes time and few bucks to make it happen. What do you think?
    Inquiring minds want to know?

    Johnny NoCom

  2. "Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@BwianBentOverOnline.Com> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Imagine a JOHNNY NOCOM web site with the FASTEST bike in
    the universe prominently displayed with my eyes "blacked out of course."

    And we'd have a few CHIMPS and BABOONS wearing T-shirts
    hovering around with infamous names like, Bwian, SlowgoJo, Barney,
    Wongy, Slowdio, Fishy Verfool, SKANK etc. CLEARLY branded across
    their chests.
    :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

    Expect bike reviews and reports Johnny NoCom style. Captain Greybeard
    has promised to be a feature writer. His famous Bishidda report of
    course will be reposted.
    Why we'd even have our own V-Bulletin Board, the license is readily
    available and a good
    program. And advertisers will be listed FOR FREE.

    It only takes time and few bucks to make it happen. What do you think?
    Inquiring minds want to know?

    Johnny NoCom

    Hey that's a great idea - setting up your own little monkey site. When you
    get done be sure to post your url on arbr. All those arbr brol lurkers will
    want to know how to get there.

    skip

  3. skip said:

    "Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@BwianBentOverOnline.Com> wrote in


    message

    Quoted message said:

    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Imagine a JOHNNY NOCOM web site with the FASTEST bike in
    the universe prominently displayed with my eyes "blacked out of


    course."

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:


    And we'd have a few CHIMPS and BABOONS wearing T-shirts
    hovering around with infamous names like, Bwian, SlowgoJo,


    Barney,

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Wongy, Slowdio, Fishy Verfool, SKANK etc. CLEARLY branded


    across

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    their chests.
    :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

    Expect bike reviews and reports Johnny NoCom style. Captain


    Greybeard

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    has promised to be a feature writer. His famous Bishidda report of
    course will be reposted.
    Why we'd even have our own V-Bulletin Board, the license is


    readily

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    available and a good
    program. And advertisers will be listed FOR FREE.

    It only takes time and few bucks to make it happen. What do you


    think?

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Inquiring minds want to know?

    Johnny NoCom

    Hey that's a great idea - setting up your own little monkey site.


    When you

    Quoted message said:

    get done be sure to post your url on arbr. All those arbr brol


    lurkers will

    Quoted message said:

    want to know how to get there.

    skip

  4. Johnny NoCon,

    Quoted message said:

    From the responses provoked by your obnoxious, inflammatory gibberish,


    it would seem that there would be no shortage of persons who would
    enthusiastically offer their services to blacken your eyes for you. Do
    you really think that your cowardly pseudonym has deceived anyone as to
    your true identity? Perhaps you should change your moniker to Johnny
    NoCON!!!

  5. Quoted message said:

    Johnny NoCon,

    Quoted message said:

    From the responses provoked by your obnoxious, inflammatory gibberish,


    it would seem that there would be no shortage of persons who would
    enthusiastically offer their services to blacken your eyes for you. Do
    you really think that your cowardly pseudonym has deceived anyone as to
    your true identity? Perhaps you should change your moniker to Johnny
    NoCON!!!

    Ah,

    I seem to remember you. Does LINSEED OIL ring a tune for you?

    Criminal behavior will never be excused.

    Re: Linseed Oil
    Von Diesel,

    Thank you for the stuff to prove how crazy this Jimmy is. He is very sick.
    I will get some news soon and will get him back for what he did to my
    catering truck. It is good he is removed from the other recumbent site. I
    do not write too often on the internet but want to thank you for showing
    me where to go and read all the garbarge he has written for years all over
    the place. I also saw some warning about how he videotapes things around
    his house. I know what to do to get him and it will be a surprise to him
    and will cost him much much more than what I lost years ago. He will have
    to watch his back for the rest of his life.

    Forestglen

    Quote:
    Originally posted by Von Diesel
    Forest,
    While in a Google search engine I have found quite a significant amount
    about this Jimmy McNamara character and that will be posted on this forum
    if Jimmy McNamara continues to post non related cycling messages.

    I have also spoken with the moderator of another recumbent site and all
    the offensive and personal threats that Jimmy McNamara posted there have
    been removed. The Jimmy McNamara posts were so hateful and aggressive that
    action had to be taken after weeks of countless vengeful non related
    cycling posts. I have also been informed that Jimmy McNamara admitted to
    posting a virus on the message board with intent to infect a registered
    members client base mailing list. That internet terrorism attempt by Jimmy
    McNamara was swiftly removed. He may try to do the same to this list.

    Everyone on this news group needs to be cautious posting their personal
    e-mail address when Jimmy McNamara is around.

    Johnny [email hidden]

  6. Ed,

    You really are predictably foolish. LIke most of your Johnny NoCom
    postings are anything but cycling related? I would seem that
    uncorroborated assertions are your specialty. Allow me to refresh your
    feeble memory. We were both temporarily tossed into what the moderator
    of HPV List (Brian Wilson) fondly called HPV Jail because you ported
    our flame war over to that forum and I responded by apologizing to the
    readership for your breach of netiquette and indicated that I had no
    intention of posting any further. If you recall, you were still
    cooling your heals when Brian released me. You were so [censored] for
    having your hands slapped that you never posted there again. As
    concerns the other forum you referred to, you must have been talking to
    yourself (the only person that takes you seriously). Ed-Von
    Diesel-Gin, you were the forum's moderator (ModRatorMan) of the now
    defunct Monkey Island forum to which you refer. You never prevented me
    from posting there. I just kept you busy deleting my postings until I
    got bored and lost interest in toying with you. Now that you have been
    drawn out (you fell for it fool) using a alias fro the past, perhaps
    our cyber detective (Joao de Souza) would care to put his skill to work
    and check out the email headers for Von Diesel or any of your other
    sock puppet pseudonyms in the flame war thread. In another post Johnny
    NoCom wrote ... "Jimmymac, the buffon obviously can't ignore me as
    evidenced by his reply." This is a common complaint of Ed Gin, but
    Johnny NoCom is not Ed Gin ... yeah right! As concerns another post,
    Johnny NoCom wrote... "...Jimmymac perched atop his Preparation H
    greased pole up the ass sitting on a slither of leather tending to a
    nosebleed." Few people know that I ride both a recumbent and an
    upright (Johnny NoCOm and Ed Gin do ... coincidence?), what both Johnny
    NoCom call an upwrong .c. coincidence? As concerns the [censored] about
    the virus, anyone can read through those old posts. They're still
    there. If they do, they'll certainly find that you made such an
    accusation but nowhere will they find an admission that I did. What
    they will find is my denial. I challenged you to substantiate your
    accusation back then. You couldn't provide proof then and you still
    can't. In making an accusation, the burden of proof rest with the
    accuser. No matter what kind of spin the accuser vainly attempts to
    put on something, the fact remains that an uncorroborated assertion
    does not a fact make ... and, THAT'S A FACT!!!

    Ed-Johnny NoCON-Gin, as concerns your thinly veiled threat to dredge up
    old archival flame war material and post it here, give me time to work
    up a tremble. I've been down this road so many times before that the
    "cyber-pavement" is furrowed. I'd prefer not to devote much more of my
    time and energy to a man so utterly undeserving of either. For those
    of you unfamiliar with our history, Ed and I were once friends, but
    split company. Since that time, we have bitterly engaged one another
    all too many times in various internet forums. Suffice it to say that
    Ed's acrimonious campaign of vile and vituperative vilification (often
    via sock puppet pseudonyms) is so relentlessly inane, that his fatuous
    drivel is about as entertaining a read as is the Congressional Record.
    Ed is a sanctimonious purveyor of incipient poppycock and his
    capacious, duplicitous drool is as legendary as he himself yearns to
    be. Indecorous and undeterred by rationality, Ed may forge yet another
    vacuous onslaught of ignominious, derisive commentary mired in
    hypocrisy and replete with uncorroborated assertions. Tis the nature
    of an ultracrepidarian. Frankly, I prefer that the timeworn grist not
    be put through the mill again. That having been said, I would like to
    add the following. Understand that Ed - the self-righteous (GOD-LIKE
    by his own admission) - Gin's twisted psyche is comprised of a complex
    mix of inextricably intertwined elements of perceptual distortion.
    Don't be misled. The nefarious "Head" Gin exudes weapons grade
    megalomania deceptively cloaked in the guise of altruistic sincerity.
    A notorious, disingenuous egomaniac, Ed is held hostage by an
    unrestrained and enormously distended sense of self-importance. He is
    consumed by an abiding sense of self-indulgence. Self-absorbed and
    self-serving, Ed is possessed by a shameless obsession for
    self-aggrandizement and a compulsion for denigration of those who would
    profanely dare to challenge him. When his inflamed emotions strip him
    of his veneer, Ed is betrayed for what and who he really is ... a
    pathetically immature and insecure person whose inner-self is unworthy
    of his towering arrogance. Understand that Ed Gin is fluent in
    fractured English. To ensure that the remainder of my message is not
    misconstrued or does not elude Ed's meager powers of perception, I will
    compose the rest of this mini-diatribe so that English-challenged Ed
    will not have to struggle to comprehend its meaning. Ed ... growing
    old is mandatory ... growing up is optional. If you always do what
    you've always done, you'll always be what you've always been. In your
    case Ed, that entails all of the aforementioned follies and foibles.
    Well Ed, it's time to get out your dictionary and decipher the message.
    Jim McNamara

  7. Quoted message said:

    Ed,

    Quoted message said:

    (removed his text to save bandwidth)

    Jim McNamara

    Ya got the wrong guy, I AM JOHNNY NOCOM!

    What Jim needs is a huge enima to clean out the Preparation H
    outta his ass. His ass hatchet piece of [censored] upwrong wedgie bike is so
    damn slow,
    the bents pass him all the time. His persistent nosebleeds are a
    indicator
    of a underlying case of weak blood vessels in a miniscule brain.
    His jibberish is worthless [censored]. You bore me.

    Johnny [email hidden]

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