Caption suggestions please

Tim Downie said:

http://www.zen31010.zen.co.uk/images/George.jpg

The "before" part of an Imodium advert.

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http://www.zen31010.zen.co.uk/images/George.jpg

(A couple of my club mates after a slightly boggy xc race)

what do you mean by "explosive diarhea"?

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Tim

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http://www.zen31010.zen.co.uk/images/George.jpg

(A couple of my club mates after a slightly boggy xc race)

Someone [censored] themselves... Christ you english are ugly, insane looking people.

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The "before" part of an Imodium advert.

Yep.

So cool Tim.
Is this the Highlands.
on a bike? his (-!-) was mud so probe not
A ž‡‡‡ B (A) to point (B)= (C)‡=trekC=finish.
Ø>😉. (ø>😉=cyclode.
Don't look so snow for December season.
6 month from December=June.(summer).
rolling hills.
seems be hard on knee caps.
hate to see you hurt a leg. for 95 mile or K. How you caption mate. (C)
set a corse to set 95.
from my view it look the same.
my bike tear up some turf like this me think.
vo2 and pure will?
sounds sane.

95 miles ÷26= 4 (-9) , 104 miles = 4×26.
4 marathons 26.1, or 104.4 .

95 miles at 10' a mile=15 h 50'.

near 16 h day for 10' a mile.
must be a bike. tim ØÐ) highlander.
Bikers are Bad to the Bone.
and runners are Born to be bad.

all I got to say is: "Better you then me!"

Tim Downie said:

http://www.zen31010.zen.co.uk/images/George.jpg

(A couple of my club mates after a slightly boggy xc race)

Tim

Too much magnesium in his electrolytes?

Clearly the guy in the back remembered his wet wipes... 😉

Tim Downie said:

http://www.zen31010.zen.co.uk/images/George.jpg

(A couple of my club mates after a slightly boggy xc race)

Tim

I don't have a caption but he isn't as muddy as this guy:
http://www.bikemecca.com/crossnatz/day2/gallery3/3slide1.html

Andy

Tim Downie said:

http://www.zen31010.zen.co.uk/images/George.jpg

(A couple of my club mates after a slightly boggy xc race)

Tim

Coming from the man facing the camera, "Not in my car, you aren't!"

Or:

"Now THAT was some hot chili!"

Leo Reed said:

Tim Downie said:

http://www.zen31010.zen.co.uk/images/George.jpg

(A couple of my club mates after a slightly boggy xc race)

Tim

Coming from the man facing the camera, "Not in my car, you aren't!"

Or:

"Now THAT was some hot chili!"

That's more the level of my thinking.. ;-)

What I find interesting is how a man of his age (58) manages to flick mud so
far up his back. He picks his heels up like a young 'un (and leaves me for
dead over any distance over 5k & under 42k). Most other runners his age are
shuffling in comparison (in terms of heel lift).

Tim

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"At least my trainers are still clean."

"It's all up his front, too."

"George can't wait to have the operation to have the bust of the fully
grown grinning man removed from his shoulder."

"George, get that out of there right this instant."

"Never turn your back on a farting cow."

--
Hywel http://kibo.org.uk/
I do not eat quiche.

"I told you not to have that Vindaloo last night."

But looks to me more like the after effects of cycling, rather than running.
But perhaps I am just too slow a runner...

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Tim

Tim Downie said:

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Tim

"Does this make my butt look big?"

"No, really cowboy, I said STOP smiling at me or I'll be forced to draw,
pardner"

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"Never turn your back on a farting cow."

Why?

HEADLINE: Researchers find link between impotency, and uncontrollable
bowels.

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Coming from the man facing the camera, "Not in my car, you aren't!"

Or (not necessarily better yet): "You should see *this* side!"

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What I find interesting is how a man of his age (58) manages to flick

mud so

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far up his back. He picks his heels up like a young 'un (and leaves

me for

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dead over any distance over 5k & under 42k). Most other runners his

age are

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shuffling in comparison (in terms of heel lift).

At first I thought that the mud on his back had been thrown up by those
running behind him, but after a careful examination of the distribution
of the droplets I concluded that what we could observe in the picture
was a man whose hip flexors were in Best First Class condition.

Anders

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HEADLINE: Researchers find link between impotency, and uncontrollable
bowels.

I don't know if it's a "link" or not, just common sense. What girl wants to get
laid by a guy whose got diarrhea?

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HEADLINE: Researchers find link between impotency, and uncontrollable
bowels.

Well you've certainly got me pegged. ;-)

Tim

"Rowan Atkinson photographed laughing at mud covered local"

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