Unicycling will cause IMPOTENCE ! ! ! ! !

Been there, talked about that. 'here' (http://tinyurl.com/4dd6q) 'here'
(http://tinyurl.com/65ovs) 'here' (http://tinyurl.com/59j2r) and even
talked about getting pregnant 'here' (http://tinyurl.com/3zjf7). Old
news.

That last one from 2000 has lost some info Gilby might want to check
that out, might be a lost cause though.

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Ah, there's enough kids in the world already. Anybody who wants to
disable his swimmer factory is welcome to. No reason to be alarmist.

And if you suddenly find yourself incapable of sex, well, think of all
the time that's suddenly freed up to do important things! And you no
longer have to download nearly so much [censored], and you don't have to worry
about another date for next Saturday night! Wow!

I'm going to see if I can increase the height of my drops now.

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Bruno Beam said:

*You are sitting on your precious testicles and the pressure on them
will destroy them!*

Uh, everybody who's sitting on their testicles please raise their hand.
I thought so.

Bruno, you might want to try learning to ride first. You'll find out
it's really not that bad.

That second part, about having an accident, well, that *can* happen so
keep it in mind! :eek:

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my opinion is that unicycling fits the bill." -- Lloyd Johnson

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See what happens when the religious right takes sex education out of the
schools!? The poor "Bruno" guy has no idea how his genitals work. He
doesn't know the difference between sterility and impotence.

After yet again another marithon session last night, me AND my
girlfriend disagree. No impotence here.

What you describe is sterility. We're not trying for a pregnancy, so
I'll admit that I can't say yes or no on that one.

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Bruno Beam said:

*You are sitting on your precious testicles and the pressure on them
will destroy them!

Even worse, if you have an accident, you probably will lose both of
your balls!

So watch out! *

Quite opposite!!😄

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Bruno Beam said:

*You are sitting on your precious testicles and the pressure on them
will destroy them!

Even worse, if you have an accident, you probably will lose both of
your balls!

So watch out! *

You're not even a unicyclist.

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Man I hope this is true, I'll make a seat from an old unicycle and sit
on it all day! Seriously, they won't give me a vasectomy... 🙁

Obiviously not the impotence part, this guy doesn't know the difference
between sterility and impotence.

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i wish...

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Hmmm well if I sit on my balls while I unicycle, it usually hurts and I
fall over so I make sure that doesnt't happen much, and when you fall
off, unless ur nut sack gets stuck the metal bumper of a savage seat
(that is of course if your fly is open and your going comado, or your
just not wearing anything) HOW THE HELL DO YOUR NUTS GET RIPPED OFF?! Oh
and aside from your mad girlfriend that you cheated on last night...so
Bruno, your and idiot. That is all.

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I bet Bruno wound up here by accident, said all he could think of and
went off to whatever chat forum he'd been looking for to begin with.
Probably the 'Testicular Obsessed Support Group.'

Forget poor ol' Bruno. Stop trying to answer him seriously.

He's not checking posts here, don't you think?

He's off downloading more [censored] and stumbling into other chat forums in
order to say silly things.

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I bet Bruno wound up here by accident, said all he could think of and
went off to whatever chat forum he'd been looking for to begin with.
Probably the 'Testicular Obsessed Support Group.'

Forget poor ol' Bruno. Stop trying to answer him seriously.

He's not checking posts here, don't you think?

He's off downloading more [censored] and stumbling into other chat forums in
order to say silly things.

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I drew a cartoon of Bruno.

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Kayote said:

*I drew a cartoon of Bruno. *

Thats the best laugh I've had all day! haha

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yeah, thats a really funny drawing.😄

poor old Bruno..............::not::

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damn good drawing man

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Hurts the most for me when i free mount on the big wheels. Though yeah
sometimes the seat catches you on the wrong side and it hurts.
Especially when you have alot of torque and you're swinging around. I've
only hurt my nuts in one other sport other than uni and that's skate
boarding. Ollied but my front foot slid out to much and the board just
shot up. hurt real bad.

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Dude is to Man as "Fo scnizel my nizel" is to "i whole heartedly agree
my African American Brother."

I own a new Chromatic Harmonica.

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Perhaps they should be called eunuchcycles...:eek:

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Oh, maaaaan. I'm now kicking myself for not having thought of such a
funny thing to say.

I'd draw a cartoon of it, too, but I don't want the ACLU coming after me
for poking fun at eunuchs.

Maybe we ought to abandon this thread before Bruno and his ilk start to
refer to us as Unichs. At least until we set the ACLU on 'em.

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Kayote said:

*Ah, there's enough kids in the world already. Anybody who wants to
disable his swimmer factory is welcome to. No reason to be alarmist.
*

Seriously! I mean, think of the money you'll save on contraceptives!

I read somewhere that an ancient Japanese method of contraception
involved an hour-long soak in a super-warm hot tub. Kills the lil'
swimmers before they make it out of the gate.

Now, a uni ride and a hot tub? Sounds like foreplay to me 😉

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