Clive George said:"Andy Leighton" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:Quoted message said:I don't think a rabbit's foot would reduce head injuries in any accident.
Quoted message said:Now there's a challenge :-)
In the only crash I've been in which I hit my helmeted head, I reduced
head injuries by putting my hand in front of my head. According to
witnesses I was was approaching the van by sliding along on my knees
at a combined realtive approach speed of about 30mph. I was wearing a
car racing helmet (rather stronger than a cycle helmet). I placed my
outstretched hand on the van's headlamp, and proceeded to stove the
whole headlamp assembly in with head, with body weight behind it, to
the extent that it all got bent back and jammed into the front wheel
so the wheel no longer went round. I was knocked out.
How come I was travelling on my knees towards this van? I'd been
knocked off my motorcycle by a bus which "hadn't seen me". Nor,
apparently, had the van, despite my full headlamp beam having been
pointed straight at him.
I've no doubt my hand reduced the severity of the impact (it took it
nearly six months of hard work to recover normal functioning). I'm
sure a rabbit's foot taped to the front of the helmet would have
helped a bit too.
They kept me in hospital for ten days just waiting for the concussion
to develop. They said there was no way I could have been in that sort
of accident and not be suffering from concussion. In fact they
couldn't believe that not only was my skull not cracked but I wasn't
even displaying any obvious symptoms of concussion. The hospital was
well sited to collect lots of crash victims, near a number of "black
spots", so they had a lot of experience.
While I was in hospital I read of the sad case of a learner nurse on a
new moped, wearing a motorcycling helmet, who was intimidated by
traffic into riding rather slowly close to the kerb. She wobbled into
the kerb at about walking speed, wobbled off, fell off, and hit her
head on the kerb edge. Her helmet split open on impact. She suffered
brain damage, never recovered consciousness, was pronounced brain
dead, and her parents gave permission for her organs to be donated.
"You're lucky!" said the other head cases on the ward. "No I'm not," I
said, "I'm sensible. She was wearing a [censored] helmet. The law shouldn't
allow those things to be sold."
But then, car racing helmets are rather more seriously constructed
than toy bicycle helmets, or indeed than motorcycle helmets, which was
why I was wearing the thing, and continued to wear similar successors
for decades, rather than the flimsy stuff permitted by legislation: my
brain was worth the protection.
I've nothing against helmets per se. I'd consider wearing a cycle
helmet if research hadn't so comprehensively shown their
silliness. You don't even need to go into accident statistics, you
simply have to look up impact concussion data and check them against
the design and test criteria for cycle helmets. They're a text book
case of a triumph of marketing over ignorance. But what about all
those research studies which show positive benefit? Well yes, what
about all those research studies which showed that smoking wasn't bad
for you? It's not hard to buy research studies.
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