Cycle Helmets

half_pint said:

Are they really any use as you disappear under the wheels of a
number 32 bus?

"Ai, I knew it was Micks body as I recognised his helmet"

I will walk across that bridge if I want to and you are not going to eat
me up.

Peter

--
If you are careful enough in life, nothing bad -- or
good -- will ever happen to you.

In message <[email hidden]>, Peter Keller
<[email hidden]> writes

Quoted message said:

half_pint said:

Are they really any use as you disappear under the wheels of a
number 32 bus?

"Ai, I knew it was Micks body as I recognised his helmet"

I will walk across that bridge if I want to and you are not going to eat
me up.

Indeed, the grass is very green and tasty over here :-)
--
Chris French, Leeds

chris French said:

Quoted message said:

I will walk across that bridge if I want to and you are not going to eat
me up.

Indeed, the grass is very green and tasty over here :-)

....and there's a whole herd of billy goats enjoying it ;-)

Tony

In article <[email hidden]>,

half_pint said:

Are they really any use as you disappear under the wheels of a
number 32 bus?

Never tried under a 32. Will a number 86 do?

--
Nick Kew

Nick Kew said:

In article <[email hidden]>,

half_pint said:

Are they really any use as you disappear under the wheels of a
number 32 bus?

Never tried under a 32. Will a number 86 do?

This reminds me of a joke..

Which is the odd one out?

A lobster

An englishman under a lorry.

A chinaman under a bus?

....

....

The englishman.

The other two are crustaceans.

...d

David Martin wrote:

(Joke)

Because of the Particular Layout of my screen, IRTA

Which is the odd one out?

A lobster

which, IMHO, would have been on a par with the "what is the difference
between a duck" joke for baffling the feeble-minded...

--

Dave Larrington - http://www.legslarry.beerdrinkers.co.uk/
World Domination?
Just find a world that's into that kind of thing, then chain to the
floor and walk up and down on it in high heels. (Mr. Sunshine)

David Martin [email hidden] opined the following...

Quoted message said:

This reminds me of a joke..

Which is the odd one out?

A lobster

An englishman under a lorry.

A chinaman under a bus?

...

...

The englishman.

The other two are crustaceans.

I actually had to read that twice before I got it. And instantly
regretted doing so. ;-)

Jon

Tony Raven <[email hidden]> wrote:

| chris French wrote:
| >> I will walk across that bridge if I want to and you are not going to eat
| >> me up.
| >>
| > Indeed, the grass is very green and tasty over here :-)
|
| ...and there's a whole herd of billy goats enjoying it ;-)

W'uh, de funky monkey.

--
Patrick Herring, http://www.anweald.co.uk

"half_pint" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

Are they really any use as you disappear under the wheels of a
number 32 bus?

Has this got anything to do with that bloody Paul Daniels?

Pete

"Dave Larrington" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

David Martin wrote:

(Joke)

Because of the Particular Layout of my screen, IRTA

Which is the odd one out?

A lobster

which, IMHO, would have been on a par with the "what is the difference
between a duck" joke for baffling the feeble-minded...

The feeble-minded are still fully occupied after being asked the question:
"what would you sooner bee or a wasp?".

Pete

Jon Senior said:

I actually had to read that twice before I got it. And instantly
regretted doing so. ;-)

It's the second time I've read that joke today - Victor Lewis Smith used
it in his Evening Standard column.

d.