I was going to vent on both sides and tell everyone to get over it:
Kerry-ites: you lost. Deal with it. You can't blame Chad from Florida or
the EC being used instead of the popular vote.. Your guy lost. It's not the
end of the world. If you really believe Bush will be responsible for the
irreparable destruction all things dear and true blue American then you owe
it to yourself to stop wasting your time on a cycling ng and initiate armed
insurrection immediately. Otherwise volunteer, donate money, start the
battle for the midterms and 2008. But [censored] about it here is rather
pointless.
Bush Boosters: Read up on the concept of grace in victory. You won. If you
really feel the need to rub people's noses in it. Just remember, Karma,
dude. What goes around comes around. No party wins all the time. Nor - I
hope you realize for the health of the polity - should it.
But having thought all that I came across a wonderful solution from Philly:
http://www.philly.com/mld/dailynews/10094849.htm?1c
'O Canada, we plead to cede to thee
By HOWARD GENSLER
ADOPT US, O Canada!
As a blue-red split continues in the Divided States of America, we note
that every blue state is contiguous to Canada or to a another blue state
that is contiguous to Canada, except Hawaii - that's not contiguous to
anything but a lot of blue water that's contiguous to Canada.
Therefore, we've got an idea. How about a sort of second American
Revolution, Canada, in which you annex all the blue states, liberate us from
King George, and thus become the world's sole superpower.'
--
'I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend'
-rush