How do you hide a morning woodie when you're wearing running shorts?
I can't possibly be the only guy sporting wood at the start of a race?
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How do you hide a morning woodie when you're wearing running shorts?
I can't possibly be the only guy sporting wood at the start of a race?
Woody
<< How do you hide a morning woodie when you're wearing running shorts? >>
get your gf to suck you off first. it might go away, with her help.
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<< << How do you hide a morning woodie when you're wearing running shorts? >>
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by the way, how big is it? got any pics? i wanna see.
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Quoted message said:How do you hide a morning woodie when you're wearing running shorts?
Why hide it? Set him free.
No serious responses - only fools@
On Wed, 22 Sep 2004 18:15:18 -0400, Morning Wood <[email hidden]>
Quoted message said:How do you hide a morning woodie when you're wearing running shorts?
I can't possibly be the only guy sporting wood at the start of a race?Woody
<< I can't possibly be the only guy sporting wood at the start of a race?
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Woody >>
See: Ovid. Hope that helps.
Or check out mygood freind Nancy Hathaway's excellent book, "The Friendly Guide
to Mythology." (Viking)
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Hope that helps.
http://www.getodd.com/stuf/morngwood.html
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Hope that helps.
http://www.mcstories.com/WelcomeToMorningWood/
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Wobbit, Wobbit! I told you I was lost in the wood! You paid me no heed. It's
all hopeless now.
http://www.cr-shirts.com/MorningWood.html
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Quoted message said:Or check out mygood freind Nancy Hathaway
I'd like too... so just how good a *friends* are you too?
It said: For those who are determined to see some morning wood for themselves,
they should seek out their local county building inspector and ask to see some
samples of morning wood. Most county inspectors are glad to help educate the
public on this matter.
Man our towns building inspector is ooooooooooooolllllllld, and NOBODY wants
to see him with a boner, although rumor has it he does let it "ventilate
itself" in public.
i jack off on w face
Barf Bag said:It said: For those who are determined to see some morning wood for themselves,
they should seek out their local county building inspector and ask to see some
samples of morning wood.
Most county inspectors are glad to help educate the
public on this matter.
Are you a county inspector ? You haven't been "educating" Roger again, have
you ?
Cheers,
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Donovan Rebbechi
http://pegasus.rutgers.edu/~elflord/
Quoted message said:i jack off on w face
That's sick John, you should do it on his wifes face, not his. This defeniately
means your a [censored].
Why are you always complaining about these miniscule, teeny, tiny, itsy,
bitsy, microscopic problems?
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