Quoted message said:Are you sure you can handle it?
I'm hung like a large horse...um man...a small one, well ok, like a small
gerbil really, but I could handle it, years of solo practice has left me fully
trained for the day when "the real thing" comes along.
Quoted message said:When I go into oreck XL mode your scrotum
might implode.
You say that like it's a bad thing? Besides, my Hoover already does that when
I have vacuum cleaner sex. The vacuum cleaner repair service can't understand
what's gumming up the works and burning out the motor. Boy will they be
surprised when they find out its pregnant.
Quoted message said:I once sucked a beach volley ball through a fire hose at 50'
That's a requirement to join our all volunteer fire dept. Don't ask me what
they volunteer for...
Quoted message said:Another six inches and I would have beat out Misty May for her spot on the
olympic team.
You must have a 12"er then?