safran vs god

byron27 said:

ok, the link with cycling is tenuous (he always carries around a crumpler bag), though did any one see the episode last night with the exorcism??.

that was crazy tv!

Hah! I saw it and was impressed by his questionnaire responses - he ticked just about every source of demons! Safran certainly looked and acted like someone undergoing an exorcism (as far as I know, from watching the movie), but his head didn't spin all the way around and he didn't call the priest a 'motherf***er'

Ritch

ritcho said:

Hah! I saw it and was impressed by his questionnaire responses - he ticked just about every source of demons! Safran certainly looked and acted like someone undergoing an exorcism (as far as I know, from watching the movie), but his head didn't spin all the way around and he didn't call the priest a 'motherf***er'

Ritch

Aye! was some of the best TV i have seen in ages!
could hardy breathe from laughing so much

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ok, the link with cycling is tenuous (he always carries around a
crumpler bag), though did any one see the episode last night with the
exorcism??.

Damn! I KNEW there was something cool on..
I think the series might be on DVD?

hippy

hippy said:

"byron27" <[email hidden]

Quoted message said:

ok, the link with cycling is tenuous (he always carries around a
crumpler bag), though did any one see the episode last night with the
exorcism??.

Damn! I KNEW there was something cool on..
I think the series might be on DVD?

hippy

yep, is available on dvd and is worth getting as there is enough "watch over and over" material on there to justify it.
who can forget john selling evolution to the mormans in salt lake city!
or trying to join the klan!

byron27 said:

yep, is available on dvd and is worth getting as there is enough "watch
over and over" material on there to justify it. who can forget john
selling evolution to the mormans in salt lake city! or trying to join the
klan!

Did you see the episode where he was pitching his movie to the
Mormon movie makers. It was bad-[censored] Mormon mountain-bikers
bringing mormonism to the wrong side of the tracks.

They had a little teaser-trailer they were showing to movie dudes.
Typical dressed Mormons, white shirt and tie, but with shiny black
full-face bicycle hemlets on some hard-core dualies.

They showed the missionaries hammering their bikes around doing
stuff like riding down sets of stairs, jumps, etc. It was bloody
cool, and damn funny.

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hippy said:

"byron27" <[email hidden]

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ok, the link with cycling is tenuous (he always carries around a
crumpler bag), though did any one see the episode last night with the
exorcism??.

Damn! I KNEW there was something cool on..
I think the series might be on DVD?

hippy

it was VERY funny. The DVD will contain exorcism segments that were 'too hot for TV' according to John himself (on RRR on Monday)

kingsley said:

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yep, is available on dvd and is worth getting as there is enough "watch
over and over" material on there to justify it. who can forget john
selling evolution to the mormans in salt lake city! or trying to join
the klan!

Did you see the episode where he was pitching his movie to the Mormon
movie makers. It was bad-[censored] Mormon mountain-bikers bringing mormonism
to the wrong side of the tracks.

You can download the clip in real media (*sigh*) format here:

http://www6.sbs.com.au/johnsafranvsgod/index.php?action=download

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hippy said:

"byron27" <[email hidden]

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ok, the link with cycling is tenuous (he always carries around a
crumpler bag), though did any one see the episode last night with
the exorcism??.

Damn! I KNEW there was something cool on..
I think the series might be on DVD?

hippy

yep, is available on dvd and is worth getting as there is enough
"watch over and over" material on there to justify it.
who can forget john selling evolution to the mormans in salt lake
city! or trying to join the klan!

But I'm whiter than [censored]!

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hippy said:

"byron27" <[email hidden]
> ok, the link with cycling is tenuous (he always carries around a
> crumpler bag), though did any one see the episode last night with
> the exorcism??.

Damn! I KNEW there was something cool on..
I think the series might be on DVD?

hippy

yep, is available on dvd and is worth getting as there is enough
"watch over and over" material on there to justify it.
who can forget john selling evolution to the mormans in salt lake
city! or trying to join the klan!

But I'm whiter than [censored]!

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I especially liked it when he was talking to the KKK Grand Dragon (these are
not exact quotes but you get the idea):

Safran: "So as a jew, I can't join the KKK??"
KKK: "No"
Safran: "That's a bit bigotted isn't it?" (in his squealy voice)
KKK: "We are a bigotted organisation.......this is over.....get the F*&^
out of my compound!!"

Think it would have been interesting to have John talk with the camera
post-exorcism last night.....if he was acting then he did a pretty good job
of keeping a straight face.

Gags

Gags said:

if he was acting then he did a pretty good job
of keeping a straight face.

I'm pretty sure he wasn't acting... if it was acting, he should win on Oscar. :p

incredible Tv, last nights episode.

Etxy said:

I'm pretty sure he wasn't acting... if it was acting, he should win on Oscar. :p

incredible Tv, last nights episode.

Hey, i must have some devil round these parts.
Neighbour told me last night "Did you see that nutcase Safran on the TV last night?"
(neighbour is the wrong side of 100-ish). Anyway, apparently we our house is the old Safran residence from the 80-90's. Always wondered what those little icons were screwed into the door frames...

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Gags said:

if he was acting then he did a pretty good job
of keeping a straight face.

I'm pretty sure he wasn't acting... if it was acting, he should win on
Oscar. :p

incredible Tv, last nights episode.

Surely he was acting. It's what the show is - he pranks people. How
else is he going to get that crazy exorcist to spout all of his [censored]?
I think he did an excellent job (as he tends to) of researching his
role, as he definitely pressed all the right buttons.

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Gags said:

if he was acting then he did a pretty good job
of keeping a straight face.

I'm pretty sure he wasn't acting... if it was acting, he should win on
Oscar. :p

incredible Tv, last nights episode.

Okay, thought about it for a few minutes. This is the last prank of
the series. John has been pranking these nutcases (along with some
decent spiritual people) for weeks - we've been laughing at them. For
the final episode he pranks the audience: "is he acting? Wow, maybe
it's all true!" It's like a TV show in which all sorts of terrible
things happen and the protagonist wakes up at the end - it was all a
dream... and then there's some small sign that it may not have been
(mother's eyes glow green or some [censored]). It's what I would do if I had
10% of his talent and ferret cunning.
Gotta go, mum's eyes have started glowing green...

my admiration for him has gone up 10 fold after monday nights episode.
i am duped and am sure it is real, but would love to be proven wrong!

That [censored] song "not the sunscreen song" was frustrating as i thought "how could this be the same man who did a nudie run in israel with his sainters jumper on??".

but he definitely back. i await his next incursion with trepidation....

Wonder what kind of bike he rides?

"byron27" <[email hidden]

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Wonder what kind of bike he rides?

If I had to make the call based on his voice, it'd
be hybrid with mirrors on both sides and full
fenders.
Making the call based on what I've seen him do,
I'd say a brakeless fixie, painted pink, that he
rides backwards through town..

hippy ;-)

byron27 said:

Wonder what kind of bike he rides?

saw him riding down Swanston St last summer on a (i think) navy blue el cheapo mtb with ( from memory) riser bars on it and a rear-rack with milk-type crate strapped on. Was wearing a real daggy helmet (possibly stackhat. very boxy).

street cred intact...

flyingdutch said:

saw him riding down Swanston St last summer on a (i think) navy blue el cheapo mtb with ( from memory) riser bars on it and a rear-rack with milk-type crate strapped on. Was wearing a real daggy helmet (possibly stackhat. very boxy).

street cred intact...

sounds sick...

so what is this rating system and how the hell did you get on the distinguished road dutch??

byron27 said:

sounds sick...

so what is this rating system and how the hell did you get on the distinguished road dutch??

buggered if I know!

guess he was 'keepin it real' (for the kids).

Dont know if he's makin good coin doing his thing but it was cool to see him just riding his bike (mind you he looked rather wobbly and a hill would have got the better of him...).

fred nieman said:

<later musing>
Dang!

(So what kind of bikes do Kath and Kim ride?)

</later musing>

xx
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Kimmy in lycra. not after lunch please!

"Yerrrsss, kimmy. I loike to ride in the telethon! mmmmm, very effluent!!"