Explain Yourself

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Lol! How do people come up with this stuff. She went to a sperm bank. Probably.

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DOC69 said:

[FONT=Arial]There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down ... and saw her husband was holding battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a "real one." She went completely ballistic.

"You impotent jerk," she screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:

"I'll explain the toy ... you explain the kids."[/FONT]

Lol nice one here !
Explain it then ! This one made my day
Any more jokes? I'd love to hear more from you though. LOL

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DOC69 said:

[FONT=Arial]There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down ... and saw her husband was holding battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a "real one." She went completely ballistic.

"You impotent jerk," she screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:

"I'll explain the toy ... you explain the kids."[/FONT]

Oh my gosh! That joke was hilarious. I kept thinking what the possible explanation could be. And I think the funniest thing about this post is that it's more than a decade old. 😄

Goodness gracious! This forum has existed even before Facebook became a thing. Maybe even before Youtube. :eek:

Steve5 said:

Oh my gosh! That joke was hilarious. I kept thinking what the possible explanation could be. And I think the funniest thing about this post is that it's more than a decade old. 😄

Goodness gracious! This forum has existed even before Facebook became a thing. Maybe even before Youtube. :eek:

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I know. It's kind of gross. But we get the humor. One of those unexpected endings to a short story. Hahaha!

DOC69 said:

[FONT=Arial]There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down ... and saw her husband was holding battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a "real one." She went completely ballistic.

"You impotent jerk," she screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:

"I'll explain the toy ... you explain the kids."[/FONT]

ha ha ha ha ha ha, what a joke!!!!!!!!!!!