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  1. Message 30 in thread
    From: chris ([email hidden])
    Subject: Re: gomart

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    Newsgroups: rec.bicycles.racing
    Date: 2002-12-02 19:12:53 PST

    How the hell did I manage to get pulled into this? I think a few of
    you have an unhealthy infatuation with me. As for Awesome, I've known
    plenty of riders with the audacoty to call themselves Awesome Dude,
    but you clearly must know me from a few years back, because otherwise
    you would have recognized Jones' laim attempt to bust my balls. Why
    he needs to talk trash about me to come back at you is anybody's
    guess, but from what I gather, he ain't too bright (your words, not
    mine).

    HOWREVER, I suggest you get your facts straight before you try busting
    anybody, Mike. I finished last in the Ras this year (that is 135th
    out of 200 starters); in my defense, I spent 2 of the last 3 days
    basically pedalling with one leg, because of tendonistis in my knee.
    The two previous years I did not finish last, and in 2000 I beleive I
    managed 26th place on one stage. Let's also consider that the Ras is
    an 8 day UCI stage race with stages of no less than 90 miles and it
    starts in mid-may. Let's also consider I had a full-time job, less
    than 3000 miles of training and 6 races (none over 60 miles). I'd say
    its fairly impressive I finished, considering that in the past 3
    years, 4 riders (all of whom had at least double the training and
    racing as I did) on my team can't say the same.

    For comparison purposes I've dug up some Mike Jones results from this
    years Redlands:
    105 Scott Cochran (USA) Cyclery USA-Trek-VW 4.18.32
    106 Kenneth Toman (USA) Schroeder Iron 4.26.46
    107 Michael Jones (USA) Wheelworks-Cannondale 4.30.19
    108 Peter Knudsen (USA) Schroeder Iron 4.51.01
    109 Greg Medinilla (USA) Dare 5.00.50

    You're looking farily impressive there in 3 to last. What happened?
    THose 6 hr rides not kicking in for you? I mean 4 and 1/2 hrs is a
    lot of time to lose when 2 of the stages are 5 km and 70 km long.

    Personally, I don't put any significance into your results, because it
    was March and you had a fine season. I make this point to illustrate
    how ignorant your comment was, particularly when no one else knows
    what the hell you're talking about. Now go ride you bike!

    CH

    BTW:
    For the record, I thought Ronde's comment was humorous and believable
    because I've known guys who actually had that life.

    Chris,

    Please keep up the trash talking on Mikey So Pro Jones. Like maybe a
    2004 update on things. On second thought......don't bother, ass clown.

    crit PRO

  2. michelle dedic said:

    anybody, Mike. I finished last in the Ras this year (that is 135th
    out of 200 starters); in my defense, I spent 2 of the last 3 days
    basically pedalling with one leg, because of tendonistis in my knee.

    Having tendonitis is as lousy an excuse as your rear (or front) brake
    rubbing on the rim.

  3. You guys are both f--king laim. What's this, like 2 years old? Crit
    Pro must be really desperate to try to dig up old [censored] and make it
    new!

    Not sure Flem's point, though. But if you like I can smash your knee
    with a bat and then try to race on it. That's probably be close to
    the pain I had in my knee you chowderhead.

    Go find new material you punks...or better yet, go ride your bike.

    CH

    Stewart Fleming <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

    Quoted message said:


    Having tendonitis is as lousy an excuse as your rear (or front) brake
    rubbing on the rim.

  4. chris said:

    You guys are both f--king laim. What's this, like 2 years old? Crit
    Pro must be really desperate to try to dig up old [censored] and make it
    new!

    Not sure Flem's point, though. But if you like I can smash your knee

    Oblique reference to Galibier and SFGP.

  5. Heulot and ???

    Stewart Fleming <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

    Quoted message said:
    chris said:

    You guys are both f--king laim. What's this, like 2 years old? Crit
    Pro must be really desperate to try to dig up old [censored] and make it
    new!

    Not sure Flem's point, though. But if you like I can smash your knee

    Oblique reference to Galibier and SFGP.

  6. Lance, both times.

    chris said:

    Heulot and ???

    Stewart Fleming <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

    Quoted message said:
    chris said:

    You guys are both f--king laim. What's this, like 2 years old? Crit
    Pro must be really desperate to try to dig up old [censored] and make it
    new!

    Not sure Flem's point, though. But if you like I can smash your knee

    Oblique reference to Galibier and SFGP.

  7. It's been almost two years since I posted the first message in this
    thread. My mom took my laptop away last year, the ho just gave it back
    to me. Now I can start sending my resumes to big pro teams. I am
    waiting for discovery to discover me.

    I missed RBR.

    Rod Kingston

    [email hidden] (chris) wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

    Quoted message said:

    You guys are both f--king laim. What's this, like 2 years old? Crit
    Pro must be really desperate to try to dig up old [censored] and make it
    new!

    Not sure Flem's point, though. But if you like I can smash your knee
    with a bat and then try to race on it. That's probably be close to
    the pain I had in my knee you chowderhead.

    Go find new material you punks...or better yet, go ride your bike.

    CH

    Stewart Fleming <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

    Quoted message said:


    Having tendonitis is as lousy an excuse as your rear (or front) brake
    rubbing on the rim.

  8. Rod Kingston said:

    It's been almost two years since I posted the first message in this
    thread. My mom took my laptop away last year, the ho just gave it back
    to me. Now I can start sending my resumes to big pro teams. I am
    waiting for discovery to discover me.

    Who's your mom tapping these days?

  9. "gym gravity" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Rod Kingston said:

    It's been almost two years since I posted the first message in this
    thread. My mom took my laptop away last year, the ho just gave it back
    to me. Now I can start sending my resumes to big pro teams. I am
    waiting for discovery to discover me.

    Who's your mom tapping these days?

    VeloRod's mom has the proper equipment for the job?

    Carl
    (Working with the viewpoint that one person taps and one person gets tapped,
    assuming two people of course)

  10. Carl Sundquist said:

    (Working with the viewpoint that one person taps and one person gets tapped,
    assuming two people of course)

    This has always confused me about the vernacular from one guy to another
    about a girl: "Did you tap that ASS?"

  11. "Carl Sundquist" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

    Quoted message said:

    "gym gravity" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Rod Kingston said:

    It's been almost two years since I posted the first message in this
    thread. My mom took my laptop away last year, the ho just gave it back
    to me. Now I can start sending my resumes to big pro teams. I am
    waiting for discovery to discover me.

    Who's your mom tapping these days?

    Heather Halvorson

    Quoted message said:


    VeloRod's mom has the proper equipment for the job?

    Carl
    (Working with the viewpoint that one person taps and one person gets tapped,
    assuming two people of course)

    One visit to www.sextoyssex.com and I was able to acquire the equipment.

    Thanks
    Rod's Mom

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