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  1. A nice ride in the great cool air late Saturday morning.
    To only be atacked by white and horse flies that carried off chunks of
    flesh. It didn't matter if the skin was bare or not. Now I
    got to [censored] so get off the trail and open my fly and about 9 feet theirs
    the only rider I've seen all morning saying hi while I pull up my fly.
    He keeps on riding. I ride on but not the same way he went. Awhile
    later [censored] time again and here he is while I'm pulling up my fly say I
    was going to do that too. He wants to know where the good singletracks
    since he never rode the area. So I send him off to the best day or night
    Singletrack with lot of everything needed hills, mud,roots,and slick
    rock. So fly down the trail.

    I MTB 2004

  2. Quoted message said:

    A nice ride in the great cool air late Saturday
    morning. To only be atacked by white and horse flies that carried
    off chunks of flesh. It didn't matter if the skin was bare or not.
    Now I got to [censored] so get off the trail and open my fly and about 9
    feet theirs the only rider I've seen all morning saying hi while I
    pull up my fly. He keeps on riding. I ride on but not the same way
    he went. Awhile later [censored] time again and here he is while I'm
    pulling up my fly say I was going to do that too. He wants to know
    where the good singletracks since he never rode the area. So I send
    him off to the best day or night Singletrack with lot of everything
    needed hills, mud,roots,and slick rock. So fly down the trail.

    Crazy creates quite a...um, BUZZ when he rides.

    Bill "enough details, thanks" S.

  3. Quoted message said:

    Bill "enough details, thanks" S.

    At least he didn't go into detail how the flies, uh... while he was
    pissing...

    --
    Phil, Squid-in-Training

  4. Quoted message said:

    A nice ride in the great cool air late Saturday morning.
    To only be atacked by white and horse flies that carried off chunks of
    flesh. It didn't matter if the skin was bare or not. Now I
    got to [censored] so get off the trail and open my fly and about 9 feet theirs
    the only rider I've seen all morning saying hi while I pull up my fly.
    He keeps on riding. I ride on but not the same way he went. Awhile
    later [censored] time again and here he is while I'm pulling up my fly say I
    was going to do that too. He wants to know where the good singletracks
    since he never rode the area. So I send him off to the best day or night
    Singletrack with lot of everything needed hills, mud,roots,and slick
    rock. So fly down the trail.

    I MTB 2004

    Crazy gets my vote for the most unique AMBer.

    I love you man! But, not in *that* kind of way. Not that there's
    anything wrong with that.

    --
    o-o-o-o Ride-A-Lot o-o-o-o
    www.schnauzers.ws

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    A nice ride in the great cool air late Saturday morning.
    To only be atacked by white and horse flies that carried off chunks of
    flesh.

    I thought it was weasels that ate your flesh.

    JD

  6. Good thing that I'm safe from flies on my ride to and
    from work. Now do you believe me that I 've got miles under my belt and
    can see for miles and miles.

    I MTB 2004

  7. [email hidden] (JD) wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

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    [email hidden] wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

    Quoted message said:

    A nice ride in the great cool air late Saturday morning.
    To only be atacked by white and horse flies that carried off chunks of
    flesh.

    I thought it was weasels that ate your flesh.

    JD

    No, they merely ripped it. For those who enjoy obscure FZ allusions,
    there's also Studebaker Hoch's flight in "Billy the Mountain". Dave

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