I'm Dan MacKay, head pervert at Rec.nude where I write about how healthy it is for young kids to have me prancing around with my genitals hanging out in their faces, and how much they like it. All my kids liked it, well, before the child protective services took them away. But anyway, you guys are a bunch of fat, bald, ugly, and stoopid A-sexual freeks, and if we ever meet I'll gladly kick the [censored] out of your musclebound asses.