WOndering if this would help.

vic32amg said:

I was thinking about taking some performance enhancers. Me and some friends were thinking that taking some cocaine and viagra might enhance my performance on the bike. Any ideas if this would help?

You bet - whatever amount of cocaine your soigneur says to take, quadruple it... those guys don't know what they're talking about.

DiabloScott said:

You bet - whatever amount of cocaine your soigneur says to take, quadruple it... those guys don't know what they're talking about.

would it ever!! not only will it make you a fearless god on wheels, but you'll have a right chubb stiffy to intimidate the other weeny riders with... just watch the girlies screaming from the sidelines at your eliteness!

im with diabloscott... quadruple your dose... its always best to be a little bit over stimulated than understimulated, gives you the edge from the very start...

Go for it! You can save a few bucks by washing the pills down with a liter or so of slivovitz.The alcohol will magnify the effects of the coke and viagra and you'll get to the morgue that much faster.The money you save can go towards a better casket.

vic32amg said:

I was thinking about taking some performance enhancers. Me and some friends were thinking that taking some cocaine and viagra might enhance my performance on the bike. Any ideas if this would help?

when you say "performance on a bike" are you speaking of riding it or "riding it".

That combination of performance enhancers only works on four lane highways in oncoming traffic... trust me your invincible... be sure to give it a try.