women cycles

[diddyman]

A man meet a really sexy woman in a club and starts to chat her up.

The woman says "Sorry but i'm on my cycle"

The man replies "Thats ok, I've got a scooter. I'll follow you"

 

[Mihai]

An Essex girl is involved in a nasty car crash and is trapped and bleeding. The paramedics soon arrive on site.

Medic: It’s OK. I’m a paramedic and I’m going to ask you some questions.
Girl: OK.
Medic: What’s your name?
Girl: Sharon.
Medic: OK, Sharon, is this your car?
Girl: Yes.
Medic: And where are you bleeding from?
Girl: Romford, mate.

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