BIKER IN HELL
Seems there was this nasty biker riding his Huffy down the icy highway
one cold day in Colorado, when he spotted a woman runner marathoner
lying in the middle of the road. The biker thought to himself,
"I'll cut that rabit(wobbit) in two," and he bore down on it hard.
As he got closer, though, he suddenly realized that it was not a
rabbit, but a large piece of metal lying in the road. Too late!
His front wheel plowed into it and he was sent flying over the
handlebars and onto the road at 40 MPH.
When he arrived in Hell, the person welcoming the new arrivals was the
Devil himself. As the Devil shook the ex-biker's hand, he asked
mockingly, "So, how do you like it here?"
The bad-ass biker replied, "Man, this is one COOL place!"
The old Devil was just a little miffed at this upstart, so he decided
to crank up the thermostat a notch. The next day, the Devil sought
out the biker and asked, "So, how do you like it now?"
The biker responded by saying, "This is great! Reminds me of those
runs to Donor's Party trail during the hot afternoons in July"
Naturally, the Devil was only more angered, and cranked the heat up
as far as it could go. The next day, Hell was unbelievable. Even
some demons were melting into the floor. The Devil again found the
biker, and asked how he was holding up. Undaunted, the biker
proclaimed, "It's almost as hot as the time I beat and robbed those
vacationers out in Death Valley. I love it!"
By now the Devil was just furious, so he turned the thermostat all the
way down. Way down! As far down as could ever be imagined. The
next morning, he tracked down the biker again and asked, "OK
smart-ass, how do you like it NOW?"
With icicles hanging from every part of his body, the biker shivered and
chattered, "W-w-w-what h-h-hhappened, d-d-d-did New England
f-f-finally w-w-win the Super Bowl?"
Laughter is a Great Way to Relax-