What is it about the human brain that makes MTB riders believe that slapping more suspension on a bike will magically fix every issue from mediocre skills to poor bike handling, and can we apply this suspension-seeking mindset to other real-world problems like curing diseases or achieving world peace, or is it a uniquely MTB-centric form of cognitive dissonance? How do we explain the fascinating phenomenon that the more suspension a bike has, the less the rider seems to understand the fundamental principles of mountain bike design, physics, and human physiology, and does this inverse relationship between suspension and common sense hold true in other areas of life as well?